They say God works in mysterious ways to rid the US of its biggest terrorist threat – Cindy Sheehan. I ain’t heard all the details but word is she finally let Jesus into her heart and stopped acting like a crybaby. Maybe now she’ll work on that tummy of hers so she can find a new husband!
Also, terrorist could invade our churches and shoot everyone, plus there could be a new Ten Commandment stamp! Keep prayin’, brothers and sisters!
I just ain’t sure what to make of the fact that the Vice-President of the United States of America 1) has a gay daughter and 2) let her have a baby! Because, with “two mommies” (which is a nice way of saying the child will grow up without the benefit of a father’s strict discipline) that boy could very well grow up to be the next Steve Stanton, a transvestite trying to becom the city manager of Sarasota, FL, who is leading the charge for transvestites to take over all local governments in the United States of America! Don’t let it happen!!
(Well, somehow the wrong filename got in there and I posted a show from January. This here’s the right one!)
Dr. Rev. Jerry Falwell passed on to received the Lord’s favorable judgment for his good works on Earth. It’s too bad that lie-berals and secular humanists just ain’t smart enough to understand the man’s heart simply could not tolerate hate. He just rejected it. It’s like when you eat something bad and your tummy gets upset and you throw up. That’s the same thing with Dr. Rev Falwell – as soon as he felt hate inside him he just spewed it out of his mouth.
Also, toward the end of the show I got a call from some confused guy named Mike who 1) thought being a Catholic was ok and 2) that just being a good person would get you into Heaven. What’re they teaching kids these days?! I’ll tell you what – how to have sodomy and hate America!
God is Love!
There ain’t gonna be no one that did more for America, God and country than Dr. Rev Falwell. He’s was a giant of a man with big idea, a big heart and a big love of God. What I’m trying to say here is that the man was big. I ain’t no understatement to say that if there weren’t no Dr. Rev. Falwell, then I wouldn’t be who I was!
We’re gonna miss you but God’s gotta new friend to talk to!
Gay sex in the dugout of the Boston Red Sox?? You tell me the Homosexual Agenda ain’t trying to “normalize” sodomy! And they broadcast it on national TV!! You think the defeato-crats in Congress are gonna levy any fines against that station? There’s about the same chance as Condoleeza Rice being a lesbian!
I also talked about how the injuns are trying to re-write American history to try to make sound like making this the greatest country on Earth is a bad thing.
I’m sure I didn’t need to tell y’all about the National Day of Prayer today. I’m sure that everyone prayed at least seven times wherever they were regardless of the circumstances. Someone even put up a website to help out, too! Check out People Pray for some real good praying. Always remember that God listens to every single prayer and wants to help out the best he can. You can be sure that these two prayers got answer right after they was asked!
please pray that God blesses me with the 80.00 I need to pay to get my air conditinor installed on sat. I told the man on faith that I would have that money. thank you and God bless you all.
OH DEAR HEAVENLY FATHER I COME BEFORE YOU THIS MORNING AND ASK THAT YOU FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS AND HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL….DEAR FATHER I ASK THAT THE HOLY SPIRITS DIVINE NTERVENTION AND GODLY WISDOM, STRENGTH, GUIDANCE AND DISCERNMENT AND FAVOUR OVER OUR HOME MORTGAGE ARREARS AND PAYMENTS. I PRAY ALL THIS THESE IN YOUR PRECIOUS MIGHTY NAME JESUS….AMEN….THANK YOU AND BLESS YOU!