I get a lotta hateful emails from folks saying, “Billy Bob, you dumb, ignorant, small-minded, inbred, redneck hick, why don’t y’all just…” and here there’s usually some kind of profane or deviant action that goes directly against the word of God. Y’all might think it might take a toll on a body and maybe it does but it don’t matter cuz doing the Lord’s work don’t leave much time for shirking. If anything it makes my a little sad cuz it means there’s one less angel in Heaven. Still, Jesus died in unbearable pain on the cross to save me from my sins so I ain’t got too much to complain about. I usually sit down and re-read the Book of Job and thank God that I ain’t covered in boils.
Every now and again, though, God gives you a gift. I guess I oughta say “another gift” cuz ain’t nothing tops the gift of eterenal life through Salvation in His Son, Jesus Christ. And today he gave me a gift. A young man named Robert left a video that just made my heart soar! Since so much of the world hates God and therefore hates me, it ain’t too often that I get anyone defending me, let alone with the kind of quality smarts and wisdom this young man brings to God’s table. I gotta a feeling we could be looking at the next Rev. Dr. Jerry Falwell!
God bless you, Robert! And God bless God!
God is Love!
Richard Roy Zimmerman claims his name has always been “Roy” but I ain’t sure that’s true. What is true is that he writes and performs songs that decent, loyal, God-fearing American patriots shouldn’t oughta listen to. Ever. In this interview I tried real hard to give him some advice on how to write good songs, but I don’t think he’s gonna take it.
Don’t listen to this with kids in the room!
God is Love!
Well, my goodness! It’s what every American dreams of – the chance to ask candidates if they’re America-hating, gay-loving, big-government baby killers or if they’re Christians. Janet Folger, who wrote the eye-opening and terrifying book The Criminalization of Christianity, put together one heckuva debate and the real leaders of America showed up while the cowardly Romney, Julie, McCain and Thompson refused to show up to answer simple questions on whether they’d be ok with teachers demonstrating Sodomy to kindergarteners. She even offered the dumbo-crats their own special debate and not one of ’em said they’d show up! Like they said, if they can face getting questioned by Phyllis Schlafly, how’re they gonna take on Osama bin Laden!
Anyway, this here is a kind of an overview.
The other day, while I saved pre-borns from painful and cruel cold-blooded murder, I watched some vile hippie lie-beral try enter a Starbucks to support the homosexual agenda by buying her daily dose of mind-control medicine as mandated by the dumbo-crat party. I saying “trying” cuz no matter how hard she pushed she just could not get that door open. A minute or so, while she’s still pushing, she gets knocked on her butt by someone pushing the door from the inside. See, she wasn’t supposed to be pushing the door she was supposed to be pulling the door. She somehow got the idea of pushing into her head and she couldn’t step back and look at the situation outside of her own, twisted and wrong-headed bias. It didn’t matter that it weren’t working – she was gonna keep at it until it worked the was she wanted it to work. Lie-berals generally work this way which is one of the reason this once proud and great country turned into a bubbling cesspool wickedness. It don’t matter that almost every single person in America don’t want gay marriage. The lie-berals are gonna keep pushing it until the rest of the country knocks them on their butts.
But it ain’t just lie-berals. Every once in a great while we Christians fall into that trap. But we have a secret weapon – Jesus. When things ain’t going the way we want them to, we get down on our knees and ask Him if we’re doing the right thing or if not, what new course of action we should take. And Jesus always comes through.
Now, President Bush warned us from the very beginning that the War On Terror wasn’t gonna be a cakewalk. It was gonna take time, money and sacrifice from the American people and true Americans have risen to the challenge while the loony, lie-beral left stocked up on hummus and pita bread and screamed like sissies that it couldn’t be won. Like General Patraeus said, we’ve made consistent progress and we will win but nobody promised anybody a rose garden and with Iran sticking their nose into it, it ain’t been easy.
All kinds of plans and theories have got thrown around about how to put the nail in the coffin of Terror and commend its soul to Hell from where it come from, but, like the tramp at Starbucks, no one’s taken the time to step back and re-think it.
Except Bill Keller.
Who’s Bill Keller?
Bill Keller is the internets premiere evangelist. He hosts “Live Prayer AM with Bill Keller” each day for one hour starting at 7:30 am on Tampa’s WTTA TV 38. His no nonsense style of evangelism is refreshing if not radical. Keller stays close to his Biblical worldview and quotes from the bible constantly in his presentations. He doesn’t clamor for money but calls attention to everything gone wrong in America. He delivers his daily messages with compelling authority and conviction and keeps the last five messages archived online so his viewers can see any they have missed. With guests often as interesting as him, the broadcast is anything but boring. Live Prayer is soon to be aired nationwide on the i network (ION TV) formerly known as PAX TV.
Bill found that nail and the hammer to pound it in with and I think I speak for most of us when I say that I feel kinda stupid that we didn’t think of it a whole lot earlier than now. What’s this simple idea?
Convert Osama bin Laden to Christianity.
It’s a simple as that! I feel like a great big dummy!
This video from Pastor Keller will undoubtedly get seen by Osama and he’s gonna realize that everything Pastor Keller says is true!
Like I said – Sometimes you gotta step back and throw away the old thoughts that sometimes hide the truth from you.
God bless you, Pastor Keller! I’m gonna have the first good night’s sleep I’ve had in a long, long while.
God is Love!
I’m getting pretty dang sick and tired of lie-beral defeato-crats getting all snotty about my Hummer (and, yes, I DO need a military class vehicle) and the fact that I don’t hate freedom. This song oughta clear everything up for y’all.
Plus, if y’all could do me a favor and go on over to that Richard Zimmerman site and give him a piece of yer mind, that’d go a long way towards bringing the glorious War On Terror to a successful end!
God is Love!