The forces of Satan’s lie-beral defeato-crat army which marches through this once proud country laying waste to everything in its path with its weapons of political correctness has claimed another victim – Mark Madden a radio talk show host in Pittsburgh. During his radio show, Madden, who’s always been a little bit on the puckish side, talked about God’s rightful smiting of murderous Senator, Ted Kennedy, commenting wryly that “”I’m very disappointed to hear that Sen. Ted Kennedy of Massachusetts is near death because of a brain tumor. I always hoped Sen. Kennedy would live long enough to be assassinated.” HA HA! That’s some good solid humor! But instead of getting a raise, Madden got fired. I wanna let Mr. Madden know that he’s always gotta home here at Shelley The Republican.
I know I posted this interview before playing yesterday on the radio but y’all oughta listen to it again cuz it shows just how wicked and deluded this whole “I’m a good person so God’ll let me into Heaven” crap is. I also issue a challenge for whatever you care to take of mine. And brief talk about how Nancy “Mafia Princess” Pelosi has driven up the price of gas by $1.40/g since she started plotting the destruction of America
[NOTE – My pastor seems to think that I coulda jumped the gun on this one but he wanted a little more time to pray about it. What I DO know is that Barack Osama Homo bin Laden will sell this country out for thirty pieces of pita bread. That’s a fact. I’m a little less sure that Landover Baptist Church is actively working for Homobama. I’m gonna have to read their Mission Statement to make sure they ain’t following Rick Warren instead of Jesus]
I am absolutely disgusted!
Barack Osama Homo bin Laden’s vooodoo grip seems almost unbreakable. I woke up this morning and, after praying, checked my electronic mail and found this note from some outfit called Landover Baptist Church about the website Free Larry Sinclair
Praise Jesus! I just wanted to let you know that we are keeping Mr. Sinclair in our Prayers. The forces of satan are hard at work trying to force a negroe on God’s favorite country. I have every confidence that Jesus will intervene, just as He did in the 2000 election (when He gave us GWB, our best President ever).
I would cordially invite you to post this story on our church forum, where it will reach an audience of millions.
Now, y’all who know me, know that I just don’t do everything I told to do unless it’s God doing the telling. So I went over there and checked it out. They seemed like pretty God-fearing folks. I asked God what I oughta do and He told me to go ‘head. So I wrote up a post exposing Homobama for the murdering, gay, left-handed, homo, negro, crackhead voodo priest he is. I provided a whole bunch of good information and sources like Larry Sinclair’s good written website and a link to this website and the information that I dug up. And I didn’t just post no links, I took some time on it. The undeniable FACT that Homobama is a murdering, gay, left-handed, homo, negro, crackhead voodo priest is too important just to say it. You gotta prove and prove it I did!
After another quick prayer and a pat on the back from God, I went out to the garage to put the finishing touches on some of the new “GOD KILLS ABORTIONISTS” signs I been working on and when I come back, that post WAS GONE!
Now, I can’t be 100% certain about what happened. Maybe they’re actually one of them Rick Warren phony churches that are trying to establish a one-world religion like it says the anti-Christ will do. Maybe they got a closet homo in with the rest of their deacons. Or maybe Homobama put some kinda spell on them and made them delete the post. Either way, they are in the pocket of Barack Osama Homo bin Laden and unless your idea of fun is having the flesh burned off your body in the firey pit of Hell you should stay the heck away from Landover Baptist Church. I ain’t kidding, neither. Satan is strong about those folks.
God is Love!
Satan, your evil lord and master, come to destroy American values by allowing virus of homo marriage to spread to California
My pastor told that one to me yesterday and I said, “well, that ain’t too funny,” and he said “no, it ain’t”. This is the kinda thing you get from appeasement. Instead of sending the National Guard into Massachusetts to enforce the rule of God’s Law, we sat by saying that it was just one state. Well, now it’s two states and it’s probably only a matter of weeks before the pink, jackbooted thugs of the homo agenda come breaking down your door to force you to get a divorce and marry a man just like the dumbo-crats planned all along.
President Bush is right. Barack Osama Homo bin Laden loves Nazis and any group that wants to destroy America. In his Happy Birthday speech in front of the Jews, President Bush showed just what a moron Homo bin Laden is. The left-handed negro would rather sell America out for thirty pieces of pita bread than displease his Muslim masters. The United States ain’t gonna negotiate with terrorists and thugs. We never done it before and we ain’t gonna start now. President Bush has always stood on the side of doing good things and protecting them that needs it. That’s the whole reason that we’re in Iraq to begin with – to stop the hurting. And if the Iranians is hurting under the iron, Jew-hating first of Akmadinejerk then we’re gonna help them out, too.
I’m gonna be replaying this interview with Dani Cutler who does the “Truthseekers” podcast on next week’s Billy Bob Neck’s Hour of Bein’ Good but since most lie-berals smoke so much amphetamine, I’ll put up the interview now before they start hacking my website and say I’m surpressing the “truth”, which I ain’t. As y’all might expect, there ain’t much “truth” to be found on it. The best I can say is that she held back from the continous cussing that most lie-berals think passes for “discussing the issues”.