Folks, I wanna let you know that with the help of God and my nephew, I got two CDs (which stands for Christ Deliverers) that y’all can buy to help me to help you to help Jesus to help keep the United States of America free from murderous, gay nazi cannibals!
Each of them is $6 or you can get both for $10. Tack on a buck for postage and y’all got salvation through the mail for less than it costs to buy crack cocaine to shoot into yer eyeball and/or download homo porn! AND ya won’t end up in Hell, neither! That’s what I call a “pretty good deal”.
So y’all do what God wants you to, which is send $7 for one Christ Deliverer or $11 for both Christ Deliverers.
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“Onyx” is a witch in Buffalo, NY. I went out there a little while ago to preach to her coven and while they tried to turn me into all kinda animals, Jesus protected me. I didn’t hear from her for a while then I found out she left Buffalo to marry a US soldier and went down to Texas. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, I thought. But I was wrong. Yesterday, she left this up on my bookface page
Stop being angry that witches run our country Mister Neck.. it’s something you’ll just have to get used to… now excuse me while Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton and I conduct our next Ritual. We’re working on world peace, dontcha know!
Then she done called the radio show.
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS SHOW WITH FIRST CONSULTING JESUS AND YER PASTOR!!!