God’s Wrath
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Wednesday, March 10th, 2010God is Love!
Pat Robertson: Kill The Messenger
Friday, January 15th, 2010Ain’t nobody likes watching people suffer, even if it’s Negroes, but if someone points out that putting a gun to your head and pulling the trigger ain’t too good an idea, how can you say that person is saying something bad? And yet that’s just what Godless lie-berals is doing to poor Pat Robertson just [...]
How To Take Back America
Monday, September 28th, 2009This weekend marked the beginning of the end of the start of the death of LIE-BERALS. The How To Take Back America conference armed every single prayer warrior there with a high-powered Uzi that shot out the love of God at so many rounds a second that even Madeleine Murry O’Hare would be begging Jesus [...]
Briefly Patriotic – Goodbye Kentucky
Friday, August 28th, 2009Goodbye, Kentucky, it’s been nice knowing ya! In 2006, State Representative Tom Riner helped write the bill that put Kentucky’s Homeland Security Office into place. As is only right, he put in a line that stressed “the dependence on Almighty God as being vital to the security of the Commonwealth.” He also mandated putting a [...]
Don’t Shop In Satanic Stores On The Shores Of The Outer Banks
Tuesday, August 25th, 2009God is Love!
The Death of America
Tuesday, June 9th, 2009Barack Osama Homo bin Laden got up there in front of a whole buncha towelheads and made Amercia look stupid by apologizing for being the greatest country on the face of the earth and not only that he got up there and spoke MUSLIM! Stockpile the weapons, folks, cuz that’s the only way you’re gonna [...]
…And Justice For Porn
Sunday, March 15th, 2009Lemme ask you a question – what would you do if your third grade son or daughter come back from school and told you they learn how to perform an abortion? I guess if you was a liberal you’d probably jump up and down for joy because you’d be saving a $15 co-pay every time [...]
Put On Your Jesus Glasses
Monday, February 23rd, 2009If y’all would put down the crack needle and put on your Jesus glasses you would see things as God wants you to see them. Why did Natalie Suleman have all of those kids? What’s the right thing to call the negro genocide? Are the Germs planning on taking conquering the world through the “Oskars”? [...]
Repeal The 22nd Amendment NOW!
Monday, January 5th, 2009We got just about 2 weeks to “git ‘er done” and repeal the 22nd amendment to let President Bush win the glorious War On Terror! Y’all need to download the petition and get everybody to sign it. And to answer yer question – God’s will is gonna get done but that don’t mean that we [...]
The Case Against Barack Osama Homo Bin Laden
Saturday, January 3rd, 2009Come on down to ImprovBoston in Central Sq, Cambridge tonight (1/3/09) to learn why Barack Osama Homo Bin Laden should not be the next president of the United States and what you can do to stop it! This is too important to miss! Them Cantastupidians is so stupid that they actually let both sides of [...]
