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Let Jesus Give You A Facial (Satan Free Version)
By billybobneck | November 24, 2009
It seems that Satan went and swapped out The Hour of Bein Good with satanic rock and roll music, but he ain’t gonna win. Everything oughta be ok now.
While talking about Thanksgiving and World AIDS Day (homos playing baskeball??) I started thinking about how Pat Robertson looks so young and ain’t got many wrinkles. Then it hit me – y’all don’t need to spend a lot of money on creams and powders and surgery – ya just need to let Him into your heart and he’ll give you the facial ya always wanted!
God is Love!
BBN
Oh, yeah – I just got some new t-shirts made that’ll help ya when yer passing out Chick Tracts. They make great Christmas presents to! The front of it has my stern but loving face on it and the back says, “Let Jesus come not only into your heart, but all over you”. I think that just about everybody’s dream!
Topics: GodCast | 2 Comments »
November 24th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
It’s gotta be said – having Jesus come all over you is every Christian’s secret fantasy! It is the climax of Christian worship, and what happens when you get down on your knees, pray for Him to come, and shout out over and over for Jesus!
And these t-shirts are a great way to educate people what Christianity is all about, what a perfect gift!
December 12th, 2009 at 10:24 am
ain’t the the truth, Steve! God bless ya!