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Chinks In America’s Security
By Billy Bob | August 2, 2007
Once upon a time, you only had to worry about the towelheads. NOW, you gotta worry about the towelheads and the CHINKS. China’s trying slowly poison our children with lead paint and our pets with poison pet food. We know what they’re doing with the pets. Do they wanna do the same thing to our KIDS? It all comes down to this – China has purposefully surrounded American military bases with Chinee restaurants and smuggles in workers to steal our military secrets!
I wouldn’t let the kids listen to this one. They’ll never get to sleep with visions of evil chinamen in their heads!
God is Love!
BBN
Topics: GodCast | 6 Comments »
August 5th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Sorry sir, but you are made of racist and fail.
Not only is your post full of racial obscenities (well, 2, but 2 is too many), but it’s one of the stupidest conspiracy theories I’ve heard all week.
‘God is love’?
Get back to your Gospels, Epistle to John, and Epistle to the Galatians, mate. They’ll tell you how God is love.
August 5th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
That said, you may well be a parody, now I look at more of your site, so, in that case, Bravo! Although you may be taking a bit far.
August 6th, 2007 at 8:10 am
Keep laughing, son…all the way to HELL.
God is Love!
BBN
August 6th, 2007 at 9:44 am
Keep laughing, son…all the way to HELL.
That is where we are all headed, but for God’s acceptance of us.
August 6th, 2007 at 10:06 am
Y’all only got that half right. YOU gotta accept God before He accepts you.
August 6th, 2007 at 10:48 am
No, we can accept Christ all we want, but that doesn’t guarantee salvation – Paul’s letters tell us that everyone (yes, even Christians) falls short of true holiness.