I just got this real disturbing email from the American Family Association saying that not only is the star of some children’s cartoon called “The Simpsons” is gonna be posing naked in Playboy but that 7-11, the most American on convenience stores, is gonna be selling it so that kindergartners can just walk off the street and buy it!
KINDERGARTNERS BUYING PORNOGRAPHY!!
How can that be okay with even the most wicked of lie-berals??
Now, y’all might be thinking, well, this is just a cartoon so how bad can it be? Y’all might be thinking how they got a photographer to photograph the whole ball of wickedness. I can only answer the first question. These are some of the “photos” that are gonna be in Playboy and even though the Jesus Censor got put on overload, they still real horrible and sinful.
First a warning – DO NOT LOOK AT THESE PICTURES AROUND CHILDREN AND PUT ON THE FULL ARMOR OF GOD BEFORE YOU DO
This is just yer run of the mill pornography but it
shows the woman lusting after her neighbors husband
Even though bestiality is illegal in America, I guess
that don’t stop Playboy from showing our young people
the “pleasure” of having sex with a animal. It’s bad
enough that al Qaeda wants to kill our pets without
the wicked teaching our children to have sex with them!!
By now, y’all should be throwing up but once you get back from the bathroom, send a email to 7-11 and tell them to STOP SELLING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY TO KINDERGARTNERS! – https://secure.afa.net/afa/activism/TakeAction.asp?id=360
Let’s get back to the good ol’ days when cartoons was funny and good for the whole family!
This weekend marked the beginning of the end of the start of the death of LIE-BERALS. The How To Take Back America conference armed every single prayer warrior there with a high-powered Uzi that shot out the love of God at so many rounds a second that even Madeleine Murry O’Hare would be begging Jesus for His forgiveness!
We’re gunning for y’all, hate-o-crats.
And we’re gonna get ya, too!
God is Love!
Note: Lou Pritchett, the writer of this letter, is a former vice president of Procter & Gamble whose career at that company spanned 36 years before his retirement in 1989, and he is the author of the 1995 business book, Stop Paddling & Start Rocking the Boat.
I took the liberty of teasing out some of the points he made.
AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA
By Lou Pritchett
Dear President Obama:
This oughta be “President” Obama cuz he duped the public into voting for him, he’s a muslim and he ain’t born in America
You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me.
Truer words were never spoken!
You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you.
I don’t know one single thing about him except that he duped the public into voting for him, he’s a muslim and he ain’t born in America
You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support.
He probably paid for it selling crack cocaine, stealing TV sets and selling white women into slavery.
You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American.
Formative years?! He weren’t even born here! I don’t know one decent person that knows how to speak muslim and it just trips off his tongue like he was born to it. And where do you think he got all them ideas about socialized medicine? Not from the United States of America!
You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.
All he’s ever run from is the cops, I’ll betcha. And all he ever met was seedy companions and mullahs.
You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don’t understand it at its core.
Without knowing about the thrill of battle, y’all can’t really appreciate how great it feels to send other boys off into war so that they can truly become men.
You scare me because you lack humility and ‘class’, always blaming others.
He don’t take responsibility for destroying the economy, destroying the auto industry, making the world safe for terrorists, importing terrorists to the US or the fact that it takes me $70 to fill up my Humvee. SHAME!
You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail.
Commies and towelheads – those are his friends. We Republicans want America to succeed and thrive. We don’t never wish ill on this country and never will.
You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the ‘blame America’ crowd and deliver this message abroad.
America is always right. To blame America for anything is to hate America and give comfort to them that hates us. I don’t know what that’s so hard to understand.
You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.
That’s cuz he ain’t from here and he weren’t born here. If he was, he woulda learned that the capitalist system is the only economic system endorsed by God.
You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one.
It’s called socialism, folks, and he wants to take over the health care system so that he can “mercy kill” anyone that stands in his way in his quest to take over the world.
You scare me because you prefer ‘wind mills’ to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.
“Alternate enery.” “Alternate lifestyle.” Don’t y’all even make the connecting between the two?!
You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world.
“We didn’t have running water where I grew up in Africa and I turned out just fine. I didn’t have a TV or a car or any of the things that make living in America so great. And you shouldn’t either.”
You scare me because you have begun to use ‘extortion’ tactics against certain banks and corporations.
I gotta friend in the Promise Keepers that says he’s directing his voodoo power against the banks, too, to make fail even more.
You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.
The spineless dumbo-crats pass every single penny that Obama wants them to without even thinking about the impact on the rest of the country. They’re just pigs at the trough. That’s why we need to take back Congress in 2010 to get back to fiscal responsibility.
You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.
All great leaders, like President Bush, wanna hear the other side of the story so they can have all the facts when they ask God what course of action to take. B. HUSSEIN Obama don’t believe in God because he knows that God would not agree with him.
You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient.
B. HUSSEIN Obama truly believes that he IS God. For this he’s gonna go to Hell.
You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do.
The liberal Jewish media just rolls over like a bitch trying to get her belly scratched. If the media had even bothered to check into his unknown background, they’d have found out that he’s a murderous, crack-addicted, muslim, commie voodoo priest who practices hypnotism AND he’s left handed to boot. Betcha didn’t know any of that, didja?
You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys, O’Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view.
It’s only a matter of time before B. HUSSEIN Obama shuts down all of the news organizations he hates, like FoxNews and the Salem Radio Network. Before long, you’re gonna see a little tiny picture of him in the top right of your TV during every show and if you don’t say “Heil Obama” when you turn it off, you’ll be arrest for hate speech.
You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.
AND mind controlling, too. I’m telling you right now, listen to his speeches if you have to but don’t watch them. He WILL attempt to hypnotize you!
Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.
I don’t even think America will exist by the next election. It’s gonna be the United States Of Obam-unists and all those who opposed them will be killed by a United Nations force made up of muslims. We can only hope the Rapture comes first.