Are these people terrorists?
If you think they are then y’all got another thing coming to you because they ain’t. But Janet Napolitano thinks they are. If it was up to her, they’d be locked up in some concentration camp undergoing “re-education” to turn them into the robo-Marxists that run the Obamanation or having some surgical procedure that would make them unable to pro-create in the way that God intended.
Know who else had a plan like that? Hitler.
I wanna refresh your memory on who these folks really are and why they ain’t terrorists:
This is called a “dollar bill”. It’s American money you buy things with under our CAPITALIST system. It ain’ t just meaningless paper. It ain’t scrip you get from working for some government factory making itchy wool socks or transitor radio that break down right after you take them outta the box. It ain’t a government voucher for moldy cheese and stale bread. It’s worth somthing. It’s not only worth something, it means something. It means freedom – freedom to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful. It means capitalism – the economic system created by the United States of America that is the envy of the world. It means democracy – the only system of government that allows capitalism to thrive and gives you the freedom to make the money that allows you to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful.
Guess whose picture is on it? That’s right. George Washington. Why is his picture on the dollar bill? BECAUSE HE AIN’T A TERRORIST.
Mother Theresa was a Catholic and Catholics ain’t Christians but she didn’t wanna kill pre-borns and she got leprosy which is enough to make anyone understand that blowing yourself up don’t solve no one’s problems. Sure, she always wore something on her head but it weren’t a towel and she never bowed toward Mecca and that means that SHE AIN’T A TERRORIST.
Even at the end of his life when he couldn’t go to the bathroom by himself and could only eat pudding, Ronald Reagan slept with a six gun under his pillow just in case the Commies tried to sneak up on him. He was that kinda man. A man who never met a pre-born that he didn’t like. A man who could sniff out socialism like a splunker lookng for water and twice as accurate. A man who, even in his last waning years, could tame a wild horse that even the most hardened of cowpunchers feared. In short – A MAN WHO WAS NOT A TERRORIST.
Ok. I’m gonna fess up and say I ain’t real sure that the Pope isn’t a terrorist. He’d prolly take a bullet for a pre-born but he wants to see Israel destroyed. He knows that homos is evil but he wants to destroy capitalism because some polar bear might have to swim a couple of extra feet to find an ice flow to eat the seal he killed. He says he don’t like Commies but the Vatican’s got the largest collection of pornography in the world. My daddy always told me that if a man wears a hat you should give him the benefit of the doubt. So I’m gonna do that. But I got my eye on you, Mr. Pope.
Do you love America? Do you think that all life is sacred? Are you willing to risk your life to make the world safe for Democracy, the American language and Jesus? Do you like having a big plate of pork sausages for breakfast in the morning without some muslim calling you an infidel? Are you one of the tens of millions of Americans quietly stockpiling all the guns, ammo and kevlar vests your budget will allow as the Second Amendment mandates we do? Did you not shed a tear as God righteously gave Tiller the Baby Killer his just desserts and sent him to Hell to incur the wrath of all women whose pre-borns he killed? Do you think you oughta be able to drive an H2 without some hippie spray painting profanity all over it? Are you tired of Barak Osama Homo bin Laden spending hundreds of billions of your tax dollars fixing potholes and protecting mosquitos when you could be using that money to buy one of them new flat screen HDTVs that’ll let you watch all the NASCAR races at the same time? If you answered yes to any of these question then YOU AIN’T A TERRORIST.
But Janet Napolitano thinks you are.
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God is Love!
If y’all would put down the crack needle and put on your Jesus glasses you would see things as God wants you to see them. Why did Natalie Suleman have all of those kids? What’s the right thing to call the negro genocide? Are the Germs planning on taking conquering the world through the “Oskars”? You can’t know the truth if yer shooting crack, folks. Ya just can’t do it.
There’s a whole bunch people out there trying to throw a lotta blame around about how the mortgage industry got into the brief slump it’s going through right now. And of course the lie-beral media who follow Homobama around like zombies doing his bidding wanna make it all the Republicans fault. Now, y’all know my feelings about John McCain. We can’t have a president that can’t salute the flag. But he’s a pretty good senator and he knows his banking stuff pretty good. He’s right when he says that getting rid of all the stupid rules that tied the hands of the banks (and that bondage stuff is straight out of the homo agenda) and kept ’em from making the money that keeps our economy strong was the right thing to do. The markets is gonna get everything worked out but sometimes they need a gentle push like you’d give your boy to get him down the aisle on his first altar call.
But it takes a real smart guy to cut to the chase and put the blame squarely where it belongs. On the lie-berals. Republicans know better than to give out loans to negros and taco-jockeys. We know that we ain’t never gonna see that money again. Neil Cavuto knows it to and he ain’t afraid to spit in Satan’s face and tell the truth – it’s the LIE-BERALS that forced Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac to give deadbeats any kinda money they wanted to buy a house so they could pretend to “feel good” about themselves. Them kinda deadbeat don’t need a free home from the government. They need a boot in the butt and the promise of more to come if they don’t get off that butt and get a job like Jesus wants ’em to.
I’ve lost count of how many times lie-berals have destroyed America. I’m hoping this gonna be the last.
Six years ago, Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein unleashed the most evil attack the world had ever seen. No one knows why they did it. It came outta left field, a completely random act of hatred and violence. Using Iraq and Iran as a secret base, they cooked up a plot they hoped would put the nail in the coffin of a country the rest of the world looks up to for guidance, strength and as a role model of freedom and democracy – the United States of America.
But it didn’t work.
Sure, America had got fat, lazy and stupid over the previous eight years. Just look at the president we had. If it hadn’t been for God’s ever watchful eye, Bill Clinton woulda destroyed the United States all on his own. We turned into a country of corrupt, drug-using, homo-loving, Internet addicted adulterers. Clinton couldn’t even find a good war to keep the military sharp! And so America followed the “president’s” lead and curled up in front of www.hotgaymilitarystud4you.com with a pile of cocaine and a chubby Jewess. Oh, sure, every now and again someone would question whether this policy of tune-in, turn-on and drop-out was wise but as soon as they started to get the message to the general public, Hellery’s squad of lesbian domestic terrorists quickly killed the messenger. Our military, once full of proud, strong, manly MEN ready to jump on a grenade to save a regiment or romance a girl at a USO canteen, deteriorated to a nest of leather-clad S&M homos taking pictures of themselves engaged in the most vile acts ever imaginable.
Forced homo sex was common during the previous “president’s” term.
President Bush made it a top priority to stop homo sex in the military.
Our intelligence agencies fell apart, too. Under a Republican president, the FBI and the CIA woulda seen this coming down the pike and quickly moved to stop it. Instead, they were used to cover up TravelGate, find whores for the “president”, start trouble in Africa and investigate and terrorize godly people and organizations like The Army of God.
Maybe they did it just cuz by the end of the Clinton “presidency” America had a great big sign on its back that said “Kick me”.
At the end of the previous “president’s” administration, much
of the world thought that America, once proud and strong
had become a joke.
So on 9/11/01, they did.
Have you ever banged your funny bone? Y’all probably know that it ain’t a bone and it ain’t funny. It stings real bad and your arm feels kinda paralyzed and you wonder if your gonna be able to use it again but a couple of seconds later it’s good as new. That’s the whole of the effect that 9/11 had on America. We got stung, but not for long and we are back and kicking towelhead butt all over the Middle East! There was a lot of people who wanted America to live in a perpetual state of fear – they wanted the terrorists to win. But like Ronald Reagan – we don’t got nothing to fear except fear!
Today, the dumbo-crats will prolly focus on the past. What could have been done to prevent it? How could it have happened? Why didn’t President Bush stop it? Who was behind it all? And most important – how do we make this President Bush’s fault? That kinda thing is called living in the past and it don’t do no one no good. We gotta saying from where I come from – Whenever you point a finger, you got three fingers pointing back atcha. Lie-beral would do well to remember that before they open their big, fat, foul, lying, deceitful, slanderous, traitorous anti-American mouths.
The four pointing fingers of the lie-beral defeato-crat will never beat
the four points of the cross on which our savior was crucifed or even
the Holy Trinity of Father, Son and Holy Ghost. When will they understand
Instead, let’s take this time to reflect on the good things and be proud of America!
Stock Market – When the stock market opened again on 9/17 it had fallen 684 points to 8920. At the end of the week it fell to 7551. Where is it now? Almost double that! You towelheads wanna try to destroy our economy? Nice try, God-haters! I’m sure the lie-berals will find something bad about that.
Jobs – Since 2003, 8,000,000 new jobs got created. That’s 8,000,000 new jobs. 8,000,000 of ’em! That’s no small number. Plus, thousands of kids found a new and fulfilling career in the United States Military. Military service is one of the first things that an employer looks for when they hand you a job application to fill out. These boys got a jump on everyone else!
Security – Sometimes you need a catastrophe to point out the weak spots. During Katrina we found out that Negroes would rather spend their money on frivolous entertainment than on good reliable transportation. Now that we know that, we can start teaching them the need for having a car. With 9/11, we learned that the previous “president’s” “don’t ask don’t tell” policy also applied to policing the border. Anyone and everyone could just waltz on into the US regardless of their intent to destroy it. The fact that the FAA, under the previous “president” allowed deadly weapons on board airplanes points out just how badly the country was run. Whole cosmetic cases full of potential WMDs flew unchecked. Why do you think the favorite shampoo of terrorists was “Head and Shoulders”? How many phone calls from Buffalo to Baghdad went unchecked that updated Saddam on the sinister and ultimately unsuccessful plot to destroy America?
Morals – Some quick points to consider. Since 9/11 –
- Islam is no longer considered as a “peaceful” religion. This has caused many former Islams to find Jesus Christ as their personal savior. This might never have happened without 9/11.
- The fight against homo marriage intensified with many states passing anti-homo-marriage laws. A lotta folks see this as a return to God teaching from Genesis on that marriage is between a man and a woman.
- The number of abortions since 9/11 steadily decreased. Americans understand that if we are to win this thing then every man will be needed and killing pre-borns is not only a sin against God but anti-American, too.
There’s literally hundreds of thousands of examples of how our country took the lemons of 9/11 and made sweet, tasty lemonade that even Grandma would be proud to sip in the shade of a tree on a hot summer day.
So on this 9/11 Day, as we pause to remember the thousands of American men, women and pre-borns killed as the towers crumpled into the streets of Manhattan under the planes of terrorists and the hand of God, let’s remember that it took a man of President Bush’s stature and vision to bring the United States back from the brink of destruction to a place of almost unheard of prosperity and goodwill.
God Bless America!
God is Love!
The good news about Exxon’s quarterly profits of $11.6 billion dollars oughta put an end to all this hoo-hah about the American economy being in trouble. It ain’t. When a company like Exxon can do good like that then there ain’t no reason that other companies can’t do good either. It’s another indication that Phil Graham was right – this so-called recession is all in the heads of the lie-beral defeato-crat media and the idiots and homosexuals that pay attentions to it. You don’t make the biggest profit in the history of the United States of America if the economy is in the toilet. You don’t have to be a Jew to figure that out. So, America, let’s stop whining about how you ain’t got no money and go out and make some. Just like Exxon does.
How many times have you picked up your cell phone to call the police to report the murder of a pre-born and wound up on some sex line because secular cell phone companies care more about promoting filth than giving you good, smut-free service? How many times have you got a text message asking if you’d like to perform some lewd and indecent act? If you’re as tired of it as I am, then there’s real good news – introducing The American Center for Law and Justice cell phone service company! That’s right, Jay Sekulow’s ACLJ is now offering Christian cell phone service at competitive rates AND when you subscribe, you’re helping to stop homos, Satanists, lie-berals, pedophiles and other members of the Democrat party from gaining a further foothold in the United States of America because part of the price goes to fund the American Center for Law And Justice. So if you’re tired of getting your cell phone calls routed by Satan, then get on over to www.ACLJwireless.com and you’ll never have to talk to a homo again!