I just got this real disturbing email from the American Family Association saying that not only is the star of some children’s cartoon called “The Simpsons” is gonna be posing naked in Playboy but that 7-11, the most American on convenience stores, is gonna be selling it so that kindergartners can just walk off the street and buy it!
KINDERGARTNERS BUYING PORNOGRAPHY!!
How can that be okay with even the most wicked of lie-berals??
Now, y’all might be thinking, well, this is just a cartoon so how bad can it be? Y’all might be thinking how they got a photographer to photograph the whole ball of wickedness. I can only answer the first question. These are some of the “photos” that are gonna be in Playboy and even though the Jesus Censor got put on overload, they still real horrible and sinful.
First a warning – DO NOT LOOK AT THESE PICTURES AROUND CHILDREN AND PUT ON THE FULL ARMOR OF GOD BEFORE YOU DO
This is just yer run of the mill pornography but it
shows the woman lusting after her neighbors husband
Even though bestiality is illegal in America, I guess
that don’t stop Playboy from showing our young people
the “pleasure” of having sex with a animal. It’s bad
enough that al Qaeda wants to kill our pets without
the wicked teaching our children to have sex with them!!
By now, y’all should be throwing up but once you get back from the bathroom, send a email to 7-11 and tell them to STOP SELLING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY TO KINDERGARTNERS! – https://secure.afa.net/afa/activism/TakeAction.asp?id=360
Let’s get back to the good ol’ days when cartoons was funny and good for the whole family!
It takes a man to tell the truth. But it takes a REAL man with the power of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ to tell the REAL truth and the REAL truth is that Barak HUSSEIN O-Bomber wants the Thought Crime Bill bill passed (and I’m linking to the Jew York Crimes so y’all know how evil it is) so he can legally have butt-sex with the dead corpses of Nazi animals!!
If you can find me ONE PASSAGE in the Bible where God says having butt-sex with the dead corpses of Nazi animals is ok then I will take this post down RIGHT NOW. But you can’t cuz it ain’t there.
Rep. Louie Gohmert of the great state of Texas lays it out so simple that even the most vile, venal, sinful, crack-addicted lie-beral is gonna fall down on their knees, open their mouth and beg for Jesus to enter into them!!
If you’re oriented toward animals, bestiality, then, you know, that’s not something that can be used, held against you or any bias be held against you for that. Which means you’d have to strike any laws against bestiality, if you’re oriented toward corpses, toward children, you know, there are all kinds of perversions, […] pedophiles or necrophiliacs or what most would say is perverse sexual orientations but the trouble is, we made amendments to eliminate pedophiles from being included in the definition.
Robert McDonnell, who’s running for governor of the great state of Virginia, oughta take a lesson from the page of Mark Sanford and not back down from his 1989 master’s thesis at Regent University that called for public schools to teach traditional Judeo-Christian values, allowed for parents to whack their kids upside the head when they need it, pretty much outlawed divorce and rightly called feminazis the real enemies of the traditional family. Mark Sanford allowed himself a moment of ungodliness and ended up rutting like a pig with some wicked, lascivious Mexican. The homosexual agenda can smell weakness and fear, Mr. McDonnell, and the only way to combat fear is through Levitical teachings and the non-homo love of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
The Bible says that “”pride goest before a fall” but that ain’t the right translation of it. The good translation is “homos goest before a fall” and ain’t no one knows that better than Mark Sanford, now.
I heard a lot of folks saying that Sanford was in the running to beat Alan Keyes in 2012. I weren’t never convinced of that. Sanford didn’t like homos, that’s true, and he made sure that they couldn’t corrupt poor orphans and pre-borns that was already gonna have a hard enough time in life without having to fend the advances of the pedophiles that adopted them. And he weren’t for homo marriage, neither. But he weren’t strong enough with God to listen to what He wanted by outright outlawing homos in South Carolina. If he’d done that, then maybe he wouldn’t have fallen prey to the loose morals and butt sex that follow when you allow homos to gain a foothold in your state and country.
“Billy Bob,” you’re prolly lisping, “are you saying that homos have turned South Carolina into another Sodom and Gommorah?” Yup. I am.
The once proud and Godly state of South Carolina has not less than TWENTY THREE homo bars and that’s not counting homo brothels and child pornography rings. And in 2008, Linda Ketner, a card carrying lesbian was allowed to run for Congress and dang near beat out the Dr. Dobson approved candidate, Henry E. Brown. If that ain’t proof that the murderous gay Nazi cannibals is making their way to the heart of the South, then I don’t know what else will convince you.
By not cracking down on the homos in his state, Mark Sanford allowed sin to multiply and it was just gonna be a matter of time before promiscuity and loose morals made its way from the bottom of the urine soaked homo clubs up to the pristine and formally sin-free zone of the Governor’s office.
So Mark Sanford ain’t gonna be no threat in 2012. Alan Keyes already showed us he knows how to deal with the homos among us. Rather than risk his marriage and eternal soul, he kicked his daughter out of the house when she allowed Satan to turn her into a dyke.
Dr. Alan Keys, known to many conservatives
as the Negro’s Negro, is the only perpetual candidate
that will bring this country back to Levitical teachings.
Put your money on him to be our next President!
If Mark Sanford had had the courage to kick the homos out of his state, he might not be in the position he’s in today. I ain’t gonna apologize for him, but it weren’t all his fault, neither.
God is Love!
We tried to warn y’all that riding a bike instead of driving a car would lead to sin, sodomy, economic collapse and the death of America. But you wouldn’t listen. “Ha ha,” you snickered in you’re high pitch homo laugh, “it’s just a bike. What wrong with riding a bike? You don’t use no gas. You help the ‘environment’. You get exercise. Ain’t nothing wrong with riding a bike!”
One of these days one of two things is gonna happen –
1) Y’all will start listening to us when we tell you to listen to God
2) You’re gonna wake up with the flesh burning off your body in Hell and wished you’d listened to us when we told you to listen to God.
What did riding a bike get us? The World Naked Bike Ride , that’s what, and if that don’t make God angry enough to bring about the Rapture, then I don’t know what will.
What’s The World Naked Bike Ride? It’s people riding bikes…NAKED. Right out in plain view! Taking their clothes off and showing their nakedness not only in front of God but in front of people they ain’t got no cause to show their nakedness to! Imagine leaving church with your young son one afternoon only to be confronted with thousands of naked people on bikes! What kinda damage is that gonna inflict on that poor child? What kinda horrible nightmares will he about getting chased by oversized breasts and genitalia? Is that gonna instill the proper sense of shame that God gave to Adam and Eve about their nakedness? Or is it gonna spur him on to rip off his clothing and join a filthy hippie bike commune?
I’d say yes.
And it goes beyond disobeying the word of God. It’s a blow to the American economy which runs on oil, coal and natural gas. Guess who loves riding bikes? Commies and yurpeens, that’s who. How are their economies doing? Not as good as ours. Why? Cuz we don’t ride bikes. Americans are putting money back into the economy every time they go to the pump unlike the selfish and self-serving so-called “citizens of the world” who don’t care about their economy cuz they don’t wanna work anyway. They’d rather just ride around the countryside picking loganberries and singing The Internacionale.
Support America! Drive a car!
Lemme ask you a question – what would you do if your third grade son or daughter come back from school and told you they learn how to perform an abortion? I guess if you was a liberal you’d probably jump up and down for joy because you’d be saving a $15 co-pay every time you killed a pre-born and you could buy that much more crack cocaine. If you was a decent person, you’d run right down to that school with a licensed handgun and march that principal right to jail.
Lemme ask you another question – Let’s say once you get to that jail, the police chief puts you in jail because under the current socialist dictator it ain’t no big thing for a child to look at pictures of a woman’s nether regions either for sexual gratification or under the guise of “education”?
Lemme ask you one last question – what if the number two man at the Justice Department of the United States of America didn’t have no problem with that?
Meet David Ogden – defender of porn and number two man at the Justice Department. God bless America? I’d say God damn America!
Ogden has made a career of perfecting his hatefulness towards God, America and the family. How many pre-borns has he killed? Several million – and that’s a conservative number. He’s one of those liberals that wanna see 11 years old having as much sex as they can (cuz it’s “healhty”) and then slaughter the precious pre-born that could grow up to be the Supreme Court Justice that overturns Roe v. Wade once and for all. It ain’t nothing but womb lynching and America ought hang its head in shame!
But how he’s gonna get a 11 year old interested in throwing away her childhood on the sins of the flesh with every single boy (and girl) in her school if her parents are trying to raise her right? That’s real simple – the internets. Ogden thinks that everybody has the right to watch hardcore straight and gay porn not only in a public library but also right in the school classroom. That’s right – if the so-called “teacher” wants to show [title redacted – Ed.] which features two men engaged in [act redacted – Ed.], [act redacted – Ed.] and felching because he thinks it’s “art” then he can just fire up the personal computer Bill Clinton loaded with Al Gore’s internets and show it right there in the classroom! That’s what he argued for when he argued against the Children’s Internet Protection Act of 2000 – hardcore gay porn in your child’s classroom. You still think government schools is a good idea? I don’t!
If you send your children to a government school (and if you’re reading this you probably don’t), then Odgen wants to make sure that you ain’t got no choice as to where you’re child goes. Do you want your child to go to a nice, clean school with kind, Christian teachers and students whose parents don’t traffic in the sex and drug industry? Well, I guess you’re just too narrow minded for Mr. David Ogden. He thinks you “fear the unknown” and “shy away from substantial interaction with people of other races.” Well, thank you so much for trying to run my life! Last time I check, I thought I could decide whether my children should be allowed to talk to negros and Mexicans!
None of this means nothing compared to evil wickedness of his biggest, vilest act – defending braille versions of Playboy and Penthouse. That’s right – porno for blind people.
I can understand a lot of things. I can understand that lie-berals hate American because they love Satan and Joe Stalin. I can even understand how being a homo can make you so bitter and desperate that you’d wanna make everyone bitter and desperate, too. But I will never even begin to understand why you’d ever wanna corrupt blind people who God has already cursed for their sins. That is the very definition of wickedness. And that is exactly what David Ogden, under the guise of so-called “free speech”, did: cement blind people’s place in Hell by giving them the most Godless pornography ever put on paper. Now there are probably a couple of idiots saying, “but, Billy, there ain’t no pictures so it can’t be that bad.” Well, take a look at this –
A page from braille Playboy describing a lesbian four-way
involving blasphemous uses Christian symbols and multiple
instances of the Lord’s name taken in vain.
That combined with interviews with Jimmy Carter and Gore Vidal make this an immediate one-way ticket to Hell.
And makes David Odgen the second most dangerous man in America next to Barak Osama Homo Bin Laden!
It ain’t every Californian that’s a murderous, gay, nazi cannibal. I ain’t saying that most of ’em ain’t, I’m just saying that they ain’t infected everybody yet and we still gotta chance to make sure that when Jesus come back He ain’t gotta be scared that when He gets to California that some homo don’t try to kill him and/or have intercourse with him. That’s why I used to call Prop 8 the Protect Jesus Prop. It’s the homo marriage thing, too, but homo marriage leads to homo children and we know that you get to the second or third generation or homo that they get more and more strong like vampires do.
I’m putting this up as proof that us Christian ain’t nothing to do with hate and that we love homos enough to tell ’em that they’re gonna burn in Hell if they don’t stop hating American, whining like sissies and plotting to kill every policeman and government official in the United States of America.
I’m just glad these fine Christians had the GUTS to stand up for what’s right, unlike that fruitcake Rick Warren who sold out Jesus just so he could have gay sex with Homobama.
God is Love!
You know, it don’t never cease to amaze me how the Godly are mocked simply for being Godly. Whether it’s a full-fledged man of God like the late Rev. Jerry Falwell or Dr. James Dobson or just a servent of the Lord like Tony Zirkle, lie-beral satanists don’t waste no time jumping up and down on ’em with big spiked heeled Doc Martin boots trying to pound every ounce of life out of ’em. That’s what satan teaches lie-berals – destroy, destroy, destroy. Kill a pre-born, do a human sacrifice, tear down a man who only wants to make the world better.
And that’s just what they did to Brent Rinehart – ripped him down for no other reason than wanting to continue to be the best County Commisoner that Oklahoma County every had. Who was voted Public Official of the Year by Governing Magazine? That would be Brent Rinehart. Who made sure that US veterans got first dibs on jobs in the county goverment? Brent Rinehart. He sponsored a law to make September Veterans Month in Oklahoma City. He closed down strip clubs. He pushed to keep the cross at the county fairgrounds and to keep homo banners off the streets. In short – he did everything he could to keep his little patch of America free from sin and corruption.
The culture of Sin, Corruption and Death all begun
with Charles Darwin who told otherwise decent people
that they could act like animals and laugh at God. That’s
But lie-berals don’t like that kinda thing. No they do not.
So they threw all kinds of mud and dirt at him trying to make whatever they could stick, just like Homobama’s doing to John McCain. They been making all sorts of stupid claims about election fraud and how he spent too much money on furniture and, because he’s been exposing the police chief for the greedy so-and-so he is, the police department instead of applauding, turned their backon him.
Brent did the best he could – more than the best he could, really, cuz he had an idea that must have come to him in a dream about our Savior. He knew that he needed to reach as many folks as he could and that a lot of those folks wouldn’t wanna hear his message. So (and I gotta believe this was divinely inspired) he come up with a campaign comic book that laid out all of his positions and thoughts about what and who was good and bad.
It’s a pretty straight forward piece of objective fact telling, using a angel and a devil to show that Brent has the Lord on his side while his opponents want nothing more than to sell Oklahoma County to the forces of evil. And while it’s a “comic” that don’t mean that it don’t take on the tough issues that face Oklahoma County, like how Satan wants to make kids believe that being a homo is a good thing despite the fact that Oklahoma voted to stop homo marriage from happening.
Brent Rinehart’s well reasoned logic was held up to ridicule
by idiots and morons who wouldn’t know a good idea if it
bit them on the butt.
Despite the quality artwork and the arguments for re-election that almost approached poetry, Brent only got 21% of the vote, which ain’t right.
But in OUR eyes, Brent Rinehart is an American Hero!