Six years ago, Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein unleashed the most evil attack the world had ever seen. No one knows why they did it. It came outta left field, a completely random act of hatred and violence. Using Iraq and Iran as a secret base, they cooked up a plot they hoped would put the nail in the coffin of a country the rest of the world looks up to for guidance, strength and as a role model of freedom and democracy – the United States of America.
But it didn’t work.
Sure, America had got fat, lazy and stupid over the previous eight years. Just look at the president we had. If it hadn’t been for God’s ever watchful eye, Bill Clinton woulda destroyed the United States all on his own. We turned into a country of corrupt, drug-using, homo-loving, Internet addicted adulterers. Clinton couldn’t even find a good war to keep the military sharp! And so America followed the “president’s” lead and curled up in front of www.hotgaymilitarystud4you.com with a pile of cocaine and a chubby Jewess. Oh, sure, every now and again someone would question whether this policy of tune-in, turn-on and drop-out was wise but as soon as they started to get the message to the general public, Hellery’s squad of lesbian domestic terrorists quickly killed the messenger. Our military, once full of proud, strong, manly MEN ready to jump on a grenade to save a regiment or romance a girl at a USO canteen, deteriorated to a nest of leather-clad S&M homos taking pictures of themselves engaged in the most vile acts ever imaginable.
Forced homo sex was common during the previous “president’s” term.
President Bush made it a top priority to stop homo sex in the military.
Our intelligence agencies fell apart, too. Under a Republican president, the FBI and the CIA woulda seen this coming down the pike and quickly moved to stop it. Instead, they were used to cover up TravelGate, find whores for the “president”, start trouble in Africa and investigate and terrorize godly people and organizations like The Army of God.
Maybe they did it just cuz by the end of the Clinton “presidency” America had a great big sign on its back that said “Kick me”.
At the end of the previous “president’s” administration, much
of the world thought that America, once proud and strong
had become a joke.
So on 9/11/01, they did.
Have you ever banged your funny bone? Y’all probably know that it ain’t a bone and it ain’t funny. It stings real bad and your arm feels kinda paralyzed and you wonder if your gonna be able to use it again but a couple of seconds later it’s good as new. That’s the whole of the effect that 9/11 had on America. We got stung, but not for long and we are back and kicking towelhead butt all over the Middle East! There was a lot of people who wanted America to live in a perpetual state of fear – they wanted the terrorists to win. But like Ronald Reagan – we don’t got nothing to fear except fear!
Today, the dumbo-crats will prolly focus on the past. What could have been done to prevent it? How could it have happened? Why didn’t President Bush stop it? Who was behind it all? And most important – how do we make this President Bush’s fault? That kinda thing is called living in the past and it don’t do no one no good. We gotta saying from where I come from – Whenever you point a finger, you got three fingers pointing back atcha. Lie-beral would do well to remember that before they open their big, fat, foul, lying, deceitful, slanderous, traitorous anti-American mouths.
The four pointing fingers of the lie-beral defeato-crat will never beat
the four points of the cross on which our savior was crucifed or even
the Holy Trinity of Father, Son and Holy Ghost. When will they understand
Instead, let’s take this time to reflect on the good things and be proud of America!
Stock Market – When the stock market opened again on 9/17 it had fallen 684 points to 8920. At the end of the week it fell to 7551. Where is it now? Almost double that! You towelheads wanna try to destroy our economy? Nice try, God-haters! I’m sure the lie-berals will find something bad about that.
Jobs – Since 2003, 8,000,000 new jobs got created. That’s 8,000,000 new jobs. 8,000,000 of ’em! That’s no small number. Plus, thousands of kids found a new and fulfilling career in the United States Military. Military service is one of the first things that an employer looks for when they hand you a job application to fill out. These boys got a jump on everyone else!
Security – Sometimes you need a catastrophe to point out the weak spots. During Katrina we found out that Negroes would rather spend their money on frivolous entertainment than on good reliable transportation. Now that we know that, we can start teaching them the need for having a car. With 9/11, we learned that the previous “president’s” “don’t ask don’t tell” policy also applied to policing the border. Anyone and everyone could just waltz on into the US regardless of their intent to destroy it. The fact that the FAA, under the previous “president” allowed deadly weapons on board airplanes points out just how badly the country was run. Whole cosmetic cases full of potential WMDs flew unchecked. Why do you think the favorite shampoo of terrorists was “Head and Shoulders”? How many phone calls from Buffalo to Baghdad went unchecked that updated Saddam on the sinister and ultimately unsuccessful plot to destroy America?
Morals – Some quick points to consider. Since 9/11 –
- Islam is no longer considered as a “peaceful” religion. This has caused many former Islams to find Jesus Christ as their personal savior. This might never have happened without 9/11.
- The fight against homo marriage intensified with many states passing anti-homo-marriage laws. A lotta folks see this as a return to God teaching from Genesis on that marriage is between a man and a woman.
- The number of abortions since 9/11 steadily decreased. Americans understand that if we are to win this thing then every man will be needed and killing pre-borns is not only a sin against God but anti-American, too.
There’s literally hundreds of thousands of examples of how our country took the lemons of 9/11 and made sweet, tasty lemonade that even Grandma would be proud to sip in the shade of a tree on a hot summer day.
So on this 9/11 Day, as we pause to remember the thousands of American men, women and pre-borns killed as the towers crumpled into the streets of Manhattan under the planes of terrorists and the hand of God, let’s remember that it took a man of President Bush’s stature and vision to bring the United States back from the brink of destruction to a place of almost unheard of prosperity and goodwill.
God Bless America!
God is Love!
The good news about Exxon’s quarterly profits of $11.6 billion dollars oughta put an end to all this hoo-hah about the American economy being in trouble. It ain’t. When a company like Exxon can do good like that then there ain’t no reason that other companies can’t do good either. It’s another indication that Phil Graham was right – this so-called recession is all in the heads of the lie-beral defeato-crat media and the idiots and homosexuals that pay attentions to it. You don’t make the biggest profit in the history of the United States of America if the economy is in the toilet. You don’t have to be a Jew to figure that out. So, America, let’s stop whining about how you ain’t got no money and go out and make some. Just like Exxon does.
If you couldn’t have seen $4/gallon gas coming the moment that Nancy “Mafia Princess” Pelosi got “elected” Speaker of the House then you don’t read the Bible. I wonder just how much of the money good, hard working Christians pay at the pump goes right into the purse made of the skin of dead pre-borns that Pelosi carries around with her? $2? $3? The straight out fact is that gas went up 70% since the dumbo-crats took over Congress. 70%! That buys a lot of crack, don’t it, “Senator” Obama? It’s all part of the lie-beral plan to destroy the American economy and set up a Communist dictatorship in the US headed by a murderous, left-handed, gay, negro, crackhed voodoo priest whose name I ain’t gonna mention.
See, by driving up the price of gas, they’re hoping to start what Pelosi calls “the grand and glorious revolution of the proletariat”. They think the American people are so stupid that they won’t see through their evil plan, blame the Republican party and vote for a murderous, left-handed, gay, negro, crackhed voodoo priest who’ll then declare himself Supreme Commissar for Life, opening the door for Obama bin Laden to waltz right in and make it illegal to have bacon with your eggs in the morning.
If Homobama gets elected, ham, bacon and sausage will
no longer be allowed on the family breakfast table because
we will be forced to be muslims
Americans ain’t that stupid, though, and when God appoints the new president, gas prices are gonna fall faster than Michelle Obama fell for the line that her “husband” was a heterosexual.
“How’s that gonna happen, Billy Bob,” all the drugged out lie-beral zombies are gonna cry, “Lord Obama says it’s impossible to bring down gas prices and we believe him cuz he’s so handsome!” Well, he’s lying! Simple as that! We got oil lying all over the United States of America, just wanting to be drilled and dug up but the dumbo-crats won’t let us! They’d rather see Americans suffer and wilt rather than lift a finger to help them After all, John Kerry don’t give a fig about ordinary Americans. He justs wants to laugh at their pain!
This is the vision of the American family put forth by the dumbo-crats
for the 2008 election. You think this is why God created America?
And Americans are suffering under the iron thumb of La Cosa Pelosi
The number of tragedies wrought by the dumb0-crats numbers into the millions! And all of it could be avoided if they’d step out of the way and let us get the oil God gave us. It’s like this spokesman said on Fox News Sunday a couple of weeks ago –
But he did tell us how to find it and we owe it to both ourselves AND God to use what he gave us.
Can you find ANWAR? If it’s so big, then how come you can’t see it?
Now, unless you’re home schooled, you probably don’t know that this is a map of the world. If you look at the purple part in the upper left hand side – that’s Alaska. There’s a whole ton of oil in Alaska that the Dumbo-crats wanna tell us we can’t use. Why? Because we might kill a couple of snow fleas. Oh, boo hoo! Let all the grandmother’s in America die from strokes but please, oh, please save the snow fleas! Y’all can call me anything you want but I would personally hunt down every gol-darned snow flea in the world to save my grandmother.
Save the snow flea or save Grandma? The only possible reason to
spend any kind of time thinking about this question is if you’re a drug
Another reason the commies say we can’t take God’s oil outta there is that it’s so “pristine”. That’s a bunch of crap because I bet they never been to Alaska since most homos don’t like the cold. Can you see Barney Frank up there in ANWAR trying to have butt sex with an Eskimo. I bet they’d be feasting on his blubber in no time flat! I might be able to understand not drilling around the Creation Science musem because there’s people there to enjoy it. But ANWAR?! No, sir.
There are some lie-berals that say it’ll take 30 years to start getting oil outta ANWAR and it don’t help with the short term solution. They’re stupid. If we’d started drilling there 30 years ago we wouldn’t be where we are now!
SHALE AND COAL OIL-
What would you say to 3 trillion barrels of oil? Think that’d bring down the price of gas? Lie-berals say no thank you. This is the only country in the world where we hold a wake when we find new oild supplies! Shale oil extraction could solve our gas crisis overnight. But the dumbo-crats won’t even let you dig a hole in the ground. “We have to respect Mother Goddess Earth”, they blaspheme. Let’s just remember that God told us that we held DOMINION over the earth! The only thing that we ain’t supposed to touch is the forbidden fruit and that dumb broad already messed that one up. So just like the female of the species always does, Pelosi don’t do what God wants and does do what He don’t want. We are the Saudi Arabia of coal and shale AND we don’t wear towels on our heads. That’s a win-win in everybody’s book except the lie-berals. You see, it don’t advance the revolution.
What’s wrong with digging holes? Beats me! I bet that
lie-beral parents don’t even let kids dig in a sandbox now!
OFF SHORE DRILLING –
What do you care about more – having the God-given right to drive around the corner to the store or taking a ride on a dolphin? That’s one of them questions that you don’t really answer. It’s more to make the point that defeato-crats are so stupid that they don’t realize that we are part of the environment too! It ain’t the plants and animals that made America the greatest country on earth. It’s people! And progress takes energy. Them Greenpeace terrorists don’t never think about the fact that it takes gas for to drive their boats to stop Americans from having a nice tuna fish sandwich for lunch. If they was honest then they’d swim. But they ain’t. Instead, they wanna let 85% of the oil that that Creator put under the ocean just rot like milk left out on the counter. Why? Because they hate America.
If Greenpeace really cared about the environment like they
claim they do, they’d stop using boats to rob Americans of
the gas that belongs to them and swim instead.
So to sum it all up, if you don’t wanna turn this country into a land of commie mulisms sitting around reading the koran by candlelight call your congressman TODAY and tell him that you want every single drop of oil we can get our hands on!
God is Love!