Archive for the ‘Evil’ Category

postheadericon God Kills People Who Star In Vampire Movies!

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postheadericon Pat Robertson: Kill The Messenger

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Ain’t nobody likes watching people suffer, even if it’s Negroes, but if someone points out that putting a gun to your head and pulling the trigger ain’t too good an idea, how can you say that person is saying something bad? And yet that’s just what Godless lie-berals is doing to poor Pat Robertson just for pointing out the fact that Haiti wouldn’t be in the shape that it’s in if it hadn’t made a pact with Satan. Only a neo-Darwinist can’t see God’s punishing fist of fury smashing down sinners over there just like he done in New York City, New Orleans, Burma and Myanmar. I know that everybody saying this is just a “natural disaster” but who do you think made nature. That’s right. God did. And if He can bring a rain of toads down on Egypt for disobeying His Word, I think He can handle a earthquake. So y’all shut up and listen Pat Robertson instead of mocking him or you could be next.

Pat Roberson – Kill The Messenger

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postheadericon RIP – Edward M. Kennedy

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So old Teddy Kennedy finally kicked the bucket, but this ain’t the time for criticism.  It’s the time for us to come together and celebrate the life of a man who loomed large over America.  A man who continued on the legacy of his brothers and carried out the work of a political dynasty.  He was a formidable opponent, one who worked tirelessly for his causes and to try to rip him down at the time of his death is like kicking a dead dog and claiming victory – it ain’t honorable.  Instead, I hope that every single person in the United States of America will take the day to put aside partisan politics and ideologies and reflect on the courage and drive of a man who truly deserved the title, “The Lion of the Senate”.

I’m just kidding, he was a drunken, satanic Catholic who killed a girl and is rotting in Hell even as we speak.

RIP – Edward M. Kennedy

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postheadericon Briefly Patriotic – Sotomayor – The Beginning Of The End

It’s started already. Not only has the mexican population of what we’ll soon be calling the United States of Mexico gone up about 237% since Maria Sotomayor got confirmed as a judge on the highest court in this once Godly land, but the racism she promised she’d bring to the court has already begun.  For the umpteenth time today some mexican looked at me, drew his finger across his throat and shouted, “VIVA SOTOMAYOR, GRINGO”. It oughta be clear that if the Republican party is ever gonna have enough votes to stop lie-berals from advancing their wicked agenda of tolerance, and inclusion, we need to kick out the RINOs and their “big tent” bullcrap that’s making us look like clowns.

Briefly Patriotic – Sotomayor – The Beginning of the End

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postheadericon Briefly Patriotic – ObamaScare Mandates Sex Change Surgery

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The ObamaScare Culture of Death Bill just gets worse with every passing day. Not only does it force women to have abortions at the risk of jail time – not only does it mandate that the government will tell your grandma when where and how she’ll be killed, but now, thanks to the Liberty Council, we find out that Barak Osama Homo bin Laden wants to have power over whether you get to stay the same sex as you are right now!  IT’S TRUE!  Obamacide includes a bit that says that so-called “gender transformation surgery” is gonna be mandated if this prime example of socialized wickedness gets passed.  That means that Homobama’s jackbooted “citizen army” can bust into your house at any time of the day or night, grab your daughter and attach a penis to her. But I guess if you’re a lie-beral, that sex change you can believe in.

Briefly Patriotic – ObamaScare Mandates Sex Change Surgery

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postheadericon Satan On Wheels: World Naked Bike Ride

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We tried to warn y’all that riding a bike instead of driving a car would lead to sin, sodomy, economic collapse and the death of America.  But you wouldn’t listen.  “Ha ha,” you snickered in you’re high pitch homo laugh, “it’s just a bike.  What wrong with riding a bike?  You don’t use no gas.  You help the ‘environment’.  You get exercise.  Ain’t nothing wrong with riding a bike!”

One of these days one of two things is gonna happen –

1) Y’all will start listening to us when we tell you to listen to God

2) You’re gonna wake up with the flesh burning off your body in Hell and wished you’d listened to us when we told you to listen to God.

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Satan can’t wait to get you into Hell so he
can’t torture you for all eternity.  And it ain’t
gonna be easy torture like waterboarding.

What did riding a bike get us?  The World Naked Bike Ride , that’s what, and if that don’t make God angry enough to bring about the Rapture, then I don’t know what will.

What’s The World Naked Bike Ride?  It’s people riding bikes…NAKED.  Right out in plain view!  Taking their clothes off and showing their nakedness not only in front of God but in front of people they ain’t got no cause to show their nakedness to!  Imagine leaving church with your young son one afternoon only to be confronted with thousands of naked people on bikes!  What kinda damage is that gonna inflict on that poor child?  What kinda horrible nightmares will he about getting chased by oversized breasts and genitalia?  Is that gonna instill the proper sense of shame that God gave to Adam and Eve about their nakedness?  Or is it gonna spur him on to rip off his clothing and join a filthy hippie bike commune?

I’d say yes.

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Bike riding can lead to lesbianism, homosexuality, body painting
and white slavery.

And it goes beyond disobeying the word of God.  It’s a blow to the American economy which runs on oil, coal and natural gas.  Guess who loves riding bikes?  Commies and yurpeens, that’s who.  How are their economies doing?  Not as good as ours.  Why?  Cuz we don’t ride bikes. Americans are putting money back into the economy every time they go to the pump unlike the selfish and self-serving so-called “citizens of the world” who don’t care about their economy cuz they don’t wanna work anyway.  They’d rather just ride around the countryside picking loganberries and singing The Internacionale.

Support America!  Drive a car!

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postheadericon I Ain’t A Terrorist

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Are these people terrorists?

If you think they are then y’all got another thing coming to you because they ain’t.  But Janet Napolitano thinks they are.  If it was up to her, they’d be locked up in some concentration camp undergoing “re-education” to turn them into the robo-Marxists that run the Obamanation or having some surgical procedure that would make them unable to pro-create in the way that God intended.

Know who else had a plan like that?  Hitler.

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Wanna talk about an axis of evil?  If these three ever got together
the world would surely turn into a cesspool of sin, sodomy and
socialism before you could beg the Lord for forgiveness.

I wanna refresh your memory on who these folks really are and why they ain’t terrorists:

George Washington:

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This is called a “dollar bill”.  It’s American money you buy things with under our CAPITALIST system.  It ain’ t just meaningless paper.  It ain’t scrip you get from working for some government factory making itchy wool socks or transitor radio that break down right after you take them outta the box.  It ain’t a government voucher for moldy cheese and stale bread.  It’s worth somthing. It’s not only worth something, it means something.  It means freedom – freedom to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful.  It means capitalism – the economic system created by the United States of America that is the envy of the world.  It means democracy – the only system of government that allows capitalism to thrive and gives you the freedom to make the money that allows you to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful.

Guess whose picture is on it?  That’s right.  George Washington.  Why is his picture on the dollar bill?  BECAUSE HE AIN’T A TERRORIST.

Mother Theresa

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Mother Theresa was a Catholic and Catholics ain’t Christians but she didn’t wanna kill pre-borns and she got leprosy which is enough to make anyone understand that blowing yourself up don’t solve no one’s problems.  Sure, she always wore something on her head but it weren’t a towel and she never bowed toward Mecca and that means that SHE AIN’T A TERRORIST.

Ronald Reagan

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Even at the end of his life when he couldn’t go to the bathroom by himself and could only eat pudding, Ronald Reagan slept with a six gun under his pillow just in case the  Commies tried to sneak up on him.  He was that kinda man.  A man who never met a pre-born that he didn’t like.  A man who could sniff out socialism like a splunker lookng for water and twice as accurate.  A man who, even in his last waning years, could tame a wild horse that even the most hardened of cowpunchers feared.  In short – A MAN WHO WAS NOT A TERRORIST.

The Pope

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Ok.  I’m gonna fess up and say I ain’t real sure that the Pope isn’t a terrorist.  He’d prolly take a bullet for a pre-born but he wants to see Israel destroyed.  He knows that homos is evil but he wants to destroy capitalism because some polar bear might have to swim a couple of extra feet to find an ice flow to eat the seal he killed.  He says he don’t like Commies but the Vatican’s got the largest collection of pornography in the world.  My daddy always told me that if a man wears a hat you should give him the benefit of the doubt.  So I’m gonna do that.  But I got my eye on you, Mr. Pope.

You

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Do you love America?  Do you think that all life is sacred?  Are you willing to risk your life to make the world safe for Democracy, the American language and Jesus?  Do you like having a big plate of pork sausages for breakfast in the morning without some muslim calling you an infidel?  Are you one of the tens of  millions of Americans quietly stockpiling all the guns, ammo and kevlar vests your budget will allow as the Second Amendment mandates we do?  Did you not shed a tear as God righteously gave Tiller the Baby Killer his just desserts and sent him to Hell to incur the wrath of all women whose pre-borns he killed?  Do you think you oughta be able to drive an H2 without some hippie spray painting profanity all over it?  Are you tired of Barak Osama Homo bin Laden spending hundreds of billions of your tax dollars fixing potholes and protecting mosquitos when you could be using that money to buy one of them new flat screen HDTVs that’ll let you watch all the NASCAR races at the same time?  If you answered yes to any of these question then YOU AIN’T A TERRORIST.

But Janet Napolitano thinks you are.

Tell Janet Napolitano to go back to Russia – sign the petition to get her to resign TODAY!

God is Love!
BBN

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postheadericon Stop Monkey-itis! Help Me Get To Austin!

With lie-beral defeato-crats getting ready to “celebrate” (ie – have butt-sex because of) Charles Dumb-win’s birthday, no place in our grand and glorious country is safe.  Least of all, Austin, TX where they’re planning to hold some kinda all-night orgy featuring – you guessed it – Richard Zimmerman.  This Zimmerman guy is prolly more dangerous than watching all the episodes of Will And Grace back to back cuz he got that hypnotism thing on his lower lip and you can’t take yer eye off it and wind up think his songs are funny rather than a direct message from Satan.

So I need to get down there and, if not stop that show, then at least get in there and tell the crowd what GOD wants ’em to know – THAT WE DON’T COME FROM MONKEYS!  Not now.  Now then.  Not never!

So click on the PayPal thing over there on the right (haha!) and let the world know if your Anti-monkey  or Super Anti-monkey!  Do it now!  I gotta be in Austin by 2/15 or that part of Texas might as well be given back to the Mexicans!

God is Love!
BBN

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postheadericon The Case Against Barack Osama Homo Bin Laden

Come on down to ImprovBoston in Central Sq, Cambridge tonight (1/3/09) to learn why Barack Osama Homo Bin Laden should not be the next president of the United States and what you can do to stop it!

This is too important to miss!

Them Cantastupidians is so stupid that they actually let both sides of the issue be heard.  That’s just dumb.  You don’t win by letting the other side get heard.

STOP HOMOBAMA NOW!

Download this petition and get you’re neighbors to sign and send it to President Bush before America gets turned into a nation of all night gay sex and crack orgies!

God is Love!
BBN

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postheadericon The Church Ain’t The Church

Socialist lie-beral defeato-crat atheist homosexual commie Muslims tried to burn down Sarah Palin’s church.  IT DON’T WORK LIKE THAT, SODOMITES! The church ain’t the church – the church is the people in the church that upholds God’s law by keeping marriage between a man and a woman and running the islams outta town!

God is Love!

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