There’s a lot of lie-berals on crack cocaine that think that Christians is full of hate and don’t do nothing positive. Them people don’t deserve to live in the greatest country on Earth. Whether we’re praying for Haiti to reject Satan or stopping folks from having butt sex, Christians is always trying to help out. Now, I said before that I don’t know what Sarah Palin did to have a little retard child, but it shows the hopefulness of Christians that someone done started Pray4Trig.com, asking God to make that poor little mongoloid child whole so he don’t have to wear a football helmet when it ain’t football season. So I’m gonna ask for everybody, from pious teabagger to godless towelhead, to stop by that site and pray that Trig Palin stops being retarded.
I’m guessing that most of you ain’t had no run-ins with demons with glowing red eyes or two-foot tall robins with blood dripping from their beaks. It ain’t too pretty and it ain’t real fun. Satan preys on the weak and sends evil down in all manner of creatures.
There ain’t but one way to fight Satan’s minions and that’s JESUS! Do y’all really think that you’re strong enough to go up against a mailbox with twelve ax-wielding arms and the jaws of a shark? Jesus fights off 37 of ’em before He even gets out of bed and don’t even break a sweat!
This poor Negro girl who grew up in a voodoo family done got KILLED by a seven headed vampire. Do y’all know anybody that can bring back a girl who was killed by a seven headed vampire back from the dead?
His name is Jesus!
God is Love!
Barack Osama Homo bin Laden got up there in front of a whole buncha towelheads and made Amercia look stupid by apologizing for being the greatest country on the face of the earth and not only that he got up there and spoke MUSLIM! Stockpile the weapons, folks, cuz that’s the only way you’re gonna protect yourself and your family from the hordes of evil muslim coming to claim restitution.
God is Love!
If y’all would put down the crack needle and put on your Jesus glasses you would see things as God wants you to see them. Why did Natalie Suleman have all of those kids? What’s the right thing to call the negro genocide? Are the Germs planning on taking conquering the world through the “Oskars”? You can’t know the truth if yer shooting crack, folks. Ya just can’t do it.
Come on down to ImprovBoston in Central Sq, Cambridge tonight (1/3/09) to learn why Barack Osama Homo Bin Laden should not be the next president of the United States and what you can do to stop it!
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Them Cantastupidians is so stupid that they actually let both sides of the issue be heard. That’s just dumb. You don’t win by letting the other side get heard.
STOP HOMOBAMA NOW!
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God is Love!
On 12/26/08, the day after Christmas, the New York Crimes fired the first shot in the War on Christmas ’09. Not only did it do some kinda article about some fake study by the P-U Center for Religion and Public Life but the befouled the only decent Christmas movie ever made – for a second time – It’s A Wonderful Life.
Socialist lie-beral defeato-crat atheist homosexual commie Muslims tried to burn down Sarah Palin’s church. IT DON’T WORK LIKE THAT, SODOMITES! The church ain’t the church – the church is the people in the church that upholds God’s law by keeping marriage between a man and a woman and running the islams outta town!
I guess the news organization, Boston News Net, thinks they can absolve themselves from lie-beral guilt by pretending to be balanced. They had me on a time or two and every time I go on, I wind up passing out a couple of bibles or hear someone’s testimony.
They asked me to talk about Sarah Palin and even though I don’t like her, you gotta stand up for women.
There’s a whole bunch people out there trying to throw a lotta blame around about how the mortgage industry got into the brief slump it’s going through right now. And of course the lie-beral media who follow Homobama around like zombies doing his bidding wanna make it all the Republicans fault. Now, y’all know my feelings about John McCain. We can’t have a president that can’t salute the flag. But he’s a pretty good senator and he knows his banking stuff pretty good. He’s right when he says that getting rid of all the stupid rules that tied the hands of the banks (and that bondage stuff is straight out of the homo agenda) and kept ’em from making the money that keeps our economy strong was the right thing to do. The markets is gonna get everything worked out but sometimes they need a gentle push like you’d give your boy to get him down the aisle on his first altar call.
But it takes a real smart guy to cut to the chase and put the blame squarely where it belongs. On the lie-berals. Republicans know better than to give out loans to negros and taco-jockeys. We know that we ain’t never gonna see that money again. Neil Cavuto knows it to and he ain’t afraid to spit in Satan’s face and tell the truth – it’s the LIE-BERALS that forced Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac to give deadbeats any kinda money they wanted to buy a house so they could pretend to “feel good” about themselves. Them kinda deadbeat don’t need a free home from the government. They need a boot in the butt and the promise of more to come if they don’t get off that butt and get a job like Jesus wants ’em to.
I’ve lost count of how many times lie-berals have destroyed America. I’m hoping this gonna be the last.
I still ain’t voting for McCain/Palin but I’m gonna give her her due (cuz that’s what Christians do) and say that she hit the nail on the head when she talked about the evils of so-called “community organizing”. It’s a code word for communism pure and simple.
I also talk about how lie-beral policies drive the handicap to commit unspeakable crimes. Let ’em burn, that’s what I say!
God is Love!