I been watching Glenn Beck and even though he makes a lotta sense, until he becomes a Christian and stops being a Mor(m)on everybody gotta be a little careful about trusting what he’s saying. But one thing he’s saying is right: We gotta open our eyes to the world around us and really look hard at it cuz COMMIES are everywhere and at the rate they’re going they’re gonna take over the number one spot from the islamofascists for threatening the American Way Of Life!
Sometimes you gotta be smart like Glenn Beck and know a lot about stuff like “history” and “art” and “communism” to make sense of what yer looking at. And sometimes you don’t. Now that I know that commies are trying to use mind control everywhere you look it’s pretty obvious that commie propaganda is everywhere. Like this morning, which in the American calendar is Sunday (I don’t know what that makes it in the commie calendar and I don’t WANT to know), I come into the living room to see my kids reading the most American cartoon ever made, The Family Circus, when I realized that it’d been TAKEN OVER BY HOMOBAMA’S COMMIE MASTERS. You can bet the I burned it right there in the middle of the floor.
If it ain’t obvious the message that the COMMIES is trying to get across, then yer prolly already too far gone.
The whole “camping” thing is what ya call a “metaphor”. That means that it’s using one thing to stand in for something else. So when Papa Bill says they done “camping” what he’s trying to say is that with the coming of the glorious DEAR LEADER who’s gonna make everything perfect, they’re “out of the woods”. You can tell that Papa Bill is a commie cuz he got the scraggly commie beard (like most oBOMBa supporters) instead a of a full, manly AMERICAN beard. Once y’all know that yer looking at a metaphor, then y’all know that this crappy little split level ranch in some drug-infested suburb sure as HECK ain’t the castle that they all think it is.
But Barack HUSSEIN Ocommie done made them all believe that they’re in some kinda heaven on earth when they really in a Hell of their own making for watching MSNBC and instead of Glenn Beck.
OPEN YER EYES AMERICA!!! The truth is right in front of you!! Y’all just need to look for it and yer gonna see it everywhere!
If y’all see ANY signs of commie symbols in yer hometown, send them to me RIGHT AWAY – firstname.lastname@example.org
God is Love!
What a time to go on vacation! The United States of America is in its worse crisis since the Clinton administration and that Barack Osama Homo bin Laden decides his white half is gonna go put his feet up and play some golf up there on Martha’s Vineyard. This ain’t the kind of behavior that any American oughta tolerate from the President of the United States. When pretty little Terri Schiavo was gonna be brutally murdered by her uncaring husband and Congress passed a law to save her, President Bush was right there to sign it into law. He knew that he weren’t elected to shirk his duties but to defend every citizen’s right to follow a balloon with her eyes until God brings them home. President Bush defended Terri Schiavo. Homobama wants to kill grandma. I think it’s about time for impeachment, don’t you?