There’s a lot of lie-berals on crack cocaine that think that Christians is full of hate and don’t do nothing positive. Them people don’t deserve to live in the greatest country on Earth. Whether we’re praying for Haiti to reject Satan or stopping folks from having butt sex, Christians is always trying to help out. Now, I said before that I don’t know what Sarah Palin did to have a little retard child, but it shows the hopefulness of Christians that someone done started Pray4Trig.com, asking God to make that poor little mongoloid child whole so he don’t have to wear a football helmet when it ain’t football season. So I’m gonna ask for everybody, from pious teabagger to godless towelhead, to stop by that site and pray that Trig Palin stops being retarded.
I’m guessing that most of you ain’t had no run-ins with demons with glowing red eyes or two-foot tall robins with blood dripping from their beaks. It ain’t too pretty and it ain’t real fun. Satan preys on the weak and sends evil down in all manner of creatures.
There ain’t but one way to fight Satan’s minions and that’s JESUS! Do y’all really think that you’re strong enough to go up against a mailbox with twelve ax-wielding arms and the jaws of a shark? Jesus fights off 37 of ’em before He even gets out of bed and don’t even break a sweat!
This poor Negro girl who grew up in a voodoo family done got KILLED by a seven headed vampire. Do y’all know anybody that can bring back a girl who was killed by a seven headed vampire back from the dead?
His name is Jesus!
God is Love!