Harry Reid sure got some ‘splainin’ to do over disgusting, bigoted remarks about Barack Osama Homo bin Laden being “light skinned” and not having no “Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.” Every single colored boy and girl in America oughta be jumping out of the welfare line, getting into their Cadillacs, borrowing gas money from their cousin and driving to Washington DC to tell Senator Reid that they ain’t just gonna sit on their ghetto stoop smoking marihuana and let him get away with that. It’s been a couple hundred years since they got taken out of the jungle and they don’t deserve to be treated like dumb, stupid animals. I hope all you coloreds listening to this will finally see that the real racists are all dumbo-crats.
It takes a man to tell the truth. But it takes a REAL man with the power of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ to tell the REAL truth and the REAL truth is that Barak HUSSEIN O-Bomber wants the Thought Crime Bill bill passed (and I’m linking to the Jew York Crimes so y’all know how evil it is) so he can legally have butt-sex with the dead corpses of Nazi animals!!
If you can find me ONE PASSAGE in the Bible where God says having butt-sex with the dead corpses of Nazi animals is ok then I will take this post down RIGHT NOW. But you can’t cuz it ain’t there.
Rep. Louie Gohmert of the great state of Texas lays it out so simple that even the most vile, venal, sinful, crack-addicted lie-beral is gonna fall down on their knees, open their mouth and beg for Jesus to enter into them!!
If you’re oriented toward animals, bestiality, then, you know, that’s not something that can be used, held against you or any bias be held against you for that. Which means you’d have to strike any laws against bestiality, if you’re oriented toward corpses, toward children, you know, there are all kinds of perversions, [...] pedophiles or necrophiliacs or what most would say is perverse sexual orientations but the trouble is, we made amendments to eliminate pedophiles from being included in the definition.
On a recent Crosstalk America, Brannon Howse, one of the thinking-est Christain that ever got washed in the blood of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, stumbled across a new understanding of the inerrant word of God. He figured out that while God said He’d never destroy America himself, there might come a time when He might not protect Her with his big, Godly hands. And that’s where we are today. With nomination of Maria Sotomayor to the Supreme Court of the United States, America has pushed God to the breaking point. The day we allow a racist, baby killing, Mexican mafia boss who hates dyslexics onto the highest court in the land is the day that a foreign born national becomes President of the United States. Oh wait. That already happened.
We tried to warn y’all that riding a bike instead of driving a car would lead to sin, sodomy, economic collapse and the death of America. But you wouldn’t listen. “Ha ha,” you snickered in you’re high pitch homo laugh, “it’s just a bike. What wrong with riding a bike? You don’t use no gas. You help the ‘environment’. You get exercise. Ain’t nothing wrong with riding a bike!”
One of these days one of two things is gonna happen -
1) Y’all will start listening to us when we tell you to listen to God
2) You’re gonna wake up with the flesh burning off your body in Hell and wished you’d listened to us when we told you to listen to God.
What did riding a bike get us? The World Naked Bike Ride , that’s what, and if that don’t make God angry enough to bring about the Rapture, then I don’t know what will.
What’s The World Naked Bike Ride? It’s people riding bikes…NAKED. Right out in plain view! Taking their clothes off and showing their nakedness not only in front of God but in front of people they ain’t got no cause to show their nakedness to! Imagine leaving church with your young son one afternoon only to be confronted with thousands of naked people on bikes! What kinda damage is that gonna inflict on that poor child? What kinda horrible nightmares will he about getting chased by oversized breasts and genitalia? Is that gonna instill the proper sense of shame that God gave to Adam and Eve about their nakedness? Or is it gonna spur him on to rip off his clothing and join a filthy hippie bike commune?
I’d say yes.
And it goes beyond disobeying the word of God. It’s a blow to the American economy which runs on oil, coal and natural gas. Guess who loves riding bikes? Commies and yurpeens, that’s who. How are their economies doing? Not as good as ours. Why? Cuz we don’t ride bikes. Americans are putting money back into the economy every time they go to the pump unlike the selfish and self-serving so-called “citizens of the world” who don’t care about their economy cuz they don’t wanna work anyway. They’d rather just ride around the countryside picking loganberries and singing The Internacionale.
Support America! Drive a car!
Are these people terrorists?
If you think they are then y’all got another thing coming to you because they ain’t. But Janet Napolitano thinks they are. If it was up to her, they’d be locked up in some concentration camp undergoing “re-education” to turn them into the robo-Marxists that run the Obamanation or having some surgical procedure that would make them unable to pro-create in the way that God intended.
Know who else had a plan like that? Hitler.
I wanna refresh your memory on who these folks really are and why they ain’t terrorists:
This is called a “dollar bill”. It’s American money you buy things with under our CAPITALIST system. It ain’ t just meaningless paper. It ain’t scrip you get from working for some government factory making itchy wool socks or transitor radio that break down right after you take them outta the box. It ain’t a government voucher for moldy cheese and stale bread. It’s worth somthing. It’s not only worth something, it means something. It means freedom – freedom to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful. It means capitalism – the economic system created by the United States of America that is the envy of the world. It means democracy – the only system of government that allows capitalism to thrive and gives you the freedom to make the money that allows you to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful.
Guess whose picture is on it? That’s right. George Washington. Why is his picture on the dollar bill? BECAUSE HE AIN’T A TERRORIST.
Mother Theresa was a Catholic and Catholics ain’t Christians but she didn’t wanna kill pre-borns and she got leprosy which is enough to make anyone understand that blowing yourself up don’t solve no one’s problems. Sure, she always wore something on her head but it weren’t a towel and she never bowed toward Mecca and that means that SHE AIN’T A TERRORIST.
Even at the end of his life when he couldn’t go to the bathroom by himself and could only eat pudding, Ronald Reagan slept with a six gun under his pillow just in case the Commies tried to sneak up on him. He was that kinda man. A man who never met a pre-born that he didn’t like. A man who could sniff out socialism like a splunker lookng for water and twice as accurate. A man who, even in his last waning years, could tame a wild horse that even the most hardened of cowpunchers feared. In short – A MAN WHO WAS NOT A TERRORIST.
Ok. I’m gonna fess up and say I ain’t real sure that the Pope isn’t a terrorist. He’d prolly take a bullet for a pre-born but he wants to see Israel destroyed. He knows that homos is evil but he wants to destroy capitalism because some polar bear might have to swim a couple of extra feet to find an ice flow to eat the seal he killed. He says he don’t like Commies but the Vatican’s got the largest collection of pornography in the world. My daddy always told me that if a man wears a hat you should give him the benefit of the doubt. So I’m gonna do that. But I got my eye on you, Mr. Pope.
Do you love America? Do you think that all life is sacred? Are you willing to risk your life to make the world safe for Democracy, the American language and Jesus? Do you like having a big plate of pork sausages for breakfast in the morning without some muslim calling you an infidel? Are you one of the tens of millions of Americans quietly stockpiling all the guns, ammo and kevlar vests your budget will allow as the Second Amendment mandates we do? Did you not shed a tear as God righteously gave Tiller the Baby Killer his just desserts and sent him to Hell to incur the wrath of all women whose pre-borns he killed? Do you think you oughta be able to drive an H2 without some hippie spray painting profanity all over it? Are you tired of Barak Osama Homo bin Laden spending hundreds of billions of your tax dollars fixing potholes and protecting mosquitos when you could be using that money to buy one of them new flat screen HDTVs that’ll let you watch all the NASCAR races at the same time? If you answered yes to any of these question then YOU AIN’T A TERRORIST.
But Janet Napolitano thinks you are.
Tell Janet Napolitano to go back to Russia – sign the petition to get her to resign TODAY!
God is Love!
Lemme ask you a question – what would you do if your third grade son or daughter come back from school and told you they learn how to perform an abortion? I guess if you was a liberal you’d probably jump up and down for joy because you’d be saving a $15 co-pay every time you killed a pre-born and you could buy that much more crack cocaine. If you was a decent person, you’d run right down to that school with a licensed handgun and march that principal right to jail.
Lemme ask you another question – Let’s say once you get to that jail, the police chief puts you in jail because under the current socialist dictator it ain’t no big thing for a child to look at pictures of a woman’s nether regions either for sexual gratification or under the guise of “education”?
Lemme ask you one last question – what if the number two man at the Justice Department of the United States of America didn’t have no problem with that?
Meet David Ogden – defender of porn and number two man at the Justice Department. God bless America? I’d say God damn America!
Ogden has made a career of perfecting his hatefulness towards God, America and the family. How many pre-borns has he killed? Several million – and that’s a conservative number. He’s one of those liberals that wanna see 11 years old having as much sex as they can (cuz it’s “healhty”) and then slaughter the precious pre-born that could grow up to be the Supreme Court Justice that overturns Roe v. Wade once and for all. It ain’t nothing but womb lynching and America ought hang its head in shame!
But how he’s gonna get a 11 year old interested in throwing away her childhood on the sins of the flesh with every single boy (and girl) in her school if her parents are trying to raise her right? That’s real simple – the internets. Ogden thinks that everybody has the right to watch hardcore straight and gay porn not only in a public library but also right in the school classroom. That’s right – if the so-called “teacher” wants to show [title redacted - Ed.] which features two men engaged in [act redacted - Ed.], [act redacted - Ed.] and felching because he thinks it’s “art” then he can just fire up the personal computer Bill Clinton loaded with Al Gore’s internets and show it right there in the classroom! That’s what he argued for when he argued against the Children’s Internet Protection Act of 2000 – hardcore gay porn in your child’s classroom. You still think government schools is a good idea? I don’t!
If you send your children to a government school (and if you’re reading this you probably don’t), then Odgen wants to make sure that you ain’t got no choice as to where you’re child goes. Do you want your child to go to a nice, clean school with kind, Christian teachers and students whose parents don’t traffic in the sex and drug industry? Well, I guess you’re just too narrow minded for Mr. David Ogden. He thinks you “fear the unknown” and “shy away from substantial interaction with people of other races.” Well, thank you so much for trying to run my life! Last time I check, I thought I could decide whether my children should be allowed to talk to negros and Mexicans!
None of this means nothing compared to evil wickedness of his biggest, vilest act – defending braille versions of Playboy and Penthouse. That’s right – porno for blind people.
I can understand a lot of things. I can understand that lie-berals hate American because they love Satan and Joe Stalin. I can even understand how being a homo can make you so bitter and desperate that you’d wanna make everyone bitter and desperate, too. But I will never even begin to understand why you’d ever wanna corrupt blind people who God has already cursed for their sins. That is the very definition of wickedness. And that is exactly what David Ogden, under the guise of so-called “free speech”, did: cement blind people’s place in Hell by giving them the most Godless pornography ever put on paper. Now there are probably a couple of idiots saying, “but, Billy, there ain’t no pictures so it can’t be that bad.” Well, take a look at this -
A page from braille Playboy describing a lesbian four-way
involving blasphemous uses Christian symbols and multiple
instances of the Lord’s name taken in vain.
That combined with interviews with Jimmy Carter and Gore Vidal make this an immediate one-way ticket to Hell.
And makes David Odgen the second most dangerous man in America next to Barak Osama Homo Bin Laden!
Come on down to ImprovBoston in Central Sq, Cambridge tonight (1/3/09) to learn why Barack Osama Homo Bin Laden should not be the next president of the United States and what you can do to stop it!
This is too important to miss!
Them Cantastupidians is so stupid that they actually let both sides of the issue be heard. That’s just dumb. You don’t win by letting the other side get heard.
STOP HOMOBAMA NOW!
Download this petition and get you’re neighbors to sign and send it to President Bush before America gets turned into a nation of all night gay sex and crack orgies!
God is Love!
On 12/26/08, the day after Christmas, the New York Crimes fired the first shot in the War on Christmas ’09. Not only did it do some kinda article about some fake study by the P-U Center for Religion and Public Life but the befouled the only decent Christmas movie ever made – for a second time – It’s A Wonderful Life.