With lie-beral defeato-crats getting ready to “celebrate” (ie – have butt-sex because of) Charles Dumb-win’s birthday, no place in our grand and glorious country is safe. Least of all, Austin, TX where they’re planning to hold some kinda all-night orgy featuring – you guessed it – Richard Zimmerman. This Zimmerman guy is prolly more dangerous than watching all the episodes of Will And Grace back to back cuz he got that hypnotism thing on his lower lip and you can’t take yer eye off it and wind up think his songs are funny rather than a direct message from Satan.
So I need to get down there and, if not stop that show, then at least get in there and tell the crowd what GOD wants ’em to know – THAT WE DON’T COME FROM MONKEYS! Not now. Now then. Not never!
So click on the PayPal thing over there on the right (haha!) and let the world know if your Anti-monkey or Super Anti-monkey! Do it now! I gotta be in Austin by 2/15 or that part of Texas might as well be given back to the Mexicans!
God is Love!
Come on down to ImprovBoston in Central Sq, Cambridge tonight (1/3/09) to learn why Barack Osama Homo Bin Laden should not be the next president of the United States and what you can do to stop it!
This is too important to miss!
Them Cantastupidians is so stupid that they actually let both sides of the issue be heard. That’s just dumb. You don’t win by letting the other side get heard.
STOP HOMOBAMA NOW!
Download this petition and get you’re neighbors to sign and send it to President Bush before America gets turned into a nation of all night gay sex and crack orgies!
God is Love!