I just got this real disturbing email from the American Family Association saying that not only is the star of some children’s cartoon called “The Simpsons” is gonna be posing naked in Playboy but that 7-11, the most American on convenience stores, is gonna be selling it so that kindergartners can just walk off the street and buy it!
KINDERGARTNERS BUYING PORNOGRAPHY!!
How can that be okay with even the most wicked of lie-berals??
Now, y’all might be thinking, well, this is just a cartoon so how bad can it be? Y’all might be thinking how they got a photographer to photograph the whole ball of wickedness. I can only answer the first question. These are some of the “photos” that are gonna be in Playboy and even though the Jesus Censor got put on overload, they still real horrible and sinful.
First a warning – DO NOT LOOK AT THESE PICTURES AROUND CHILDREN AND PUT ON THE FULL ARMOR OF GOD BEFORE YOU DO
This is just yer run of the mill pornography but it
shows the woman lusting after her neighbors husband
Even though bestiality is illegal in America, I guess
that don’t stop Playboy from showing our young people
the “pleasure” of having sex with a animal. It’s bad
enough that al Qaeda wants to kill our pets without
the wicked teaching our children to have sex with them!!
By now, y’all should be throwing up but once you get back from the bathroom, send a email to 7-11 and tell them to STOP SELLING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY TO KINDERGARTNERS! – https://secure.afa.net/afa/activism/TakeAction.asp?id=360
Let’s get back to the good ol’ days when cartoons was funny and good for the whole family!
It takes a man to tell the truth. But it takes a REAL man with the power of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ to tell the REAL truth and the REAL truth is that Barak HUSSEIN O-Bomber wants the Thought Crime Bill bill passed (and I’m linking to the Jew York Crimes so y’all know how evil it is) so he can legally have butt-sex with the dead corpses of Nazi animals!!
If you can find me ONE PASSAGE in the Bible where God says having butt-sex with the dead corpses of Nazi animals is ok then I will take this post down RIGHT NOW. But you can’t cuz it ain’t there.
Rep. Louie Gohmert of the great state of Texas lays it out so simple that even the most vile, venal, sinful, crack-addicted lie-beral is gonna fall down on their knees, open their mouth and beg for Jesus to enter into them!!
If you’re oriented toward animals, bestiality, then, you know, that’s not something that can be used, held against you or any bias be held against you for that. Which means you’d have to strike any laws against bestiality, if you’re oriented toward corpses, toward children, you know, there are all kinds of perversions, […] pedophiles or necrophiliacs or what most would say is perverse sexual orientations but the trouble is, we made amendments to eliminate pedophiles from being included in the definition.
In Your magnificent wisdom
You saw fit to rid the world of the evil, murderous drunken senior senator from Sodomy Central, Edward M. Kennedy and sent him to Hell where he belongs
In doing so, You struck a blow against a socialist healthcare system that would lead to a socialist food distribution center that would lead to a socialist cap and tax system that would lead to the destruction of America through socialism
We pray that in his final minutes, Kennedy understood, as Gov. Huckabee did, that the socialist healthcare system he fought for would have killed him as surely as it would have killed Stephen Hawking
We pray that in his final minutes, Kennedy understood that Jesus’ message was not that all layabouts and ne’er-do-wells should get a free ride at somebody’s else expense
Finally, Lord, we pray that as he lay on his death bed, a bottle of whiskey at his side, begging and pleading for Your mercy the last thing he heard was Your strong clear voice telling him that Satan was waiting for him
God is Love!
The Bible says that “”pride goest before a fall” but that ain’t the right translation of it. The good translation is “homos goest before a fall” and ain’t no one knows that better than Mark Sanford, now.
I heard a lot of folks saying that Sanford was in the running to beat Alan Keyes in 2012. I weren’t never convinced of that. Sanford didn’t like homos, that’s true, and he made sure that they couldn’t corrupt poor orphans and pre-borns that was already gonna have a hard enough time in life without having to fend the advances of the pedophiles that adopted them. And he weren’t for homo marriage, neither. But he weren’t strong enough with God to listen to what He wanted by outright outlawing homos in South Carolina. If he’d done that, then maybe he wouldn’t have fallen prey to the loose morals and butt sex that follow when you allow homos to gain a foothold in your state and country.
“Billy Bob,” you’re prolly lisping, “are you saying that homos have turned South Carolina into another Sodom and Gommorah?” Yup. I am.
The once proud and Godly state of South Carolina has not less than TWENTY THREE homo bars and that’s not counting homo brothels and child pornography rings. And in 2008, Linda Ketner, a card carrying lesbian was allowed to run for Congress and dang near beat out the Dr. Dobson approved candidate, Henry E. Brown. If that ain’t proof that the murderous gay Nazi cannibals is making their way to the heart of the South, then I don’t know what else will convince you.
By not cracking down on the homos in his state, Mark Sanford allowed sin to multiply and it was just gonna be a matter of time before promiscuity and loose morals made its way from the bottom of the urine soaked homo clubs up to the pristine and formally sin-free zone of the Governor’s office.
So Mark Sanford ain’t gonna be no threat in 2012. Alan Keyes already showed us he knows how to deal with the homos among us. Rather than risk his marriage and eternal soul, he kicked his daughter out of the house when she allowed Satan to turn her into a dyke.
Dr. Alan Keys, known to many conservatives
as the Negro’s Negro, is the only perpetual candidate
that will bring this country back to Levitical teachings.
Put your money on him to be our next President!
If Mark Sanford had had the courage to kick the homos out of his state, he might not be in the position he’s in today. I ain’t gonna apologize for him, but it weren’t all his fault, neither.
God is Love!
With lie-beral defeato-crats getting ready to “celebrate” (ie – have butt-sex because of) Charles Dumb-win’s birthday, no place in our grand and glorious country is safe. Least of all, Austin, TX where they’re planning to hold some kinda all-night orgy featuring – you guessed it – Richard Zimmerman. This Zimmerman guy is prolly more dangerous than watching all the episodes of Will And Grace back to back cuz he got that hypnotism thing on his lower lip and you can’t take yer eye off it and wind up think his songs are funny rather than a direct message from Satan.
So I need to get down there and, if not stop that show, then at least get in there and tell the crowd what GOD wants ’em to know – THAT WE DON’T COME FROM MONKEYS! Not now. Now then. Not never!
So click on the PayPal thing over there on the right (haha!) and let the world know if your Anti-monkey or Super Anti-monkey! Do it now! I gotta be in Austin by 2/15 or that part of Texas might as well be given back to the Mexicans!
God is Love!
On 12/26/08, the day after Christmas, the New York Crimes fired the first shot in the War on Christmas ’09. Not only did it do some kinda article about some fake study by the P-U Center for Religion and Public Life but the befouled the only decent Christmas movie ever made – for a second time – It’s A Wonderful Life.
Six years ago, Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein unleashed the most evil attack the world had ever seen. No one knows why they did it. It came outta left field, a completely random act of hatred and violence. Using Iraq and Iran as a secret base, they cooked up a plot they hoped would put the nail in the coffin of a country the rest of the world looks up to for guidance, strength and as a role model of freedom and democracy – the United States of America.
But it didn’t work.
Sure, America had got fat, lazy and stupid over the previous eight years. Just look at the president we had. If it hadn’t been for God’s ever watchful eye, Bill Clinton woulda destroyed the United States all on his own. We turned into a country of corrupt, drug-using, homo-loving, Internet addicted adulterers. Clinton couldn’t even find a good war to keep the military sharp! And so America followed the “president’s” lead and curled up in front of www.hotgaymilitarystud4you.com with a pile of cocaine and a chubby Jewess. Oh, sure, every now and again someone would question whether this policy of tune-in, turn-on and drop-out was wise but as soon as they started to get the message to the general public, Hellery’s squad of lesbian domestic terrorists quickly killed the messenger. Our military, once full of proud, strong, manly MEN ready to jump on a grenade to save a regiment or romance a girl at a USO canteen, deteriorated to a nest of leather-clad S&M homos taking pictures of themselves engaged in the most vile acts ever imaginable.
Forced homo sex was common during the previous “president’s” term.
President Bush made it a top priority to stop homo sex in the military.
Our intelligence agencies fell apart, too. Under a Republican president, the FBI and the CIA woulda seen this coming down the pike and quickly moved to stop it. Instead, they were used to cover up TravelGate, find whores for the “president”, start trouble in Africa and investigate and terrorize godly people and organizations like The Army of God.
Maybe they did it just cuz by the end of the Clinton “presidency” America had a great big sign on its back that said “Kick me”.
At the end of the previous “president’s” administration, much
of the world thought that America, once proud and strong
had become a joke.
So on 9/11/01, they did.
Have you ever banged your funny bone? Y’all probably know that it ain’t a bone and it ain’t funny. It stings real bad and your arm feels kinda paralyzed and you wonder if your gonna be able to use it again but a couple of seconds later it’s good as new. That’s the whole of the effect that 9/11 had on America. We got stung, but not for long and we are back and kicking towelhead butt all over the Middle East! There was a lot of people who wanted America to live in a perpetual state of fear – they wanted the terrorists to win. But like Ronald Reagan – we don’t got nothing to fear except fear!
Today, the dumbo-crats will prolly focus on the past. What could have been done to prevent it? How could it have happened? Why didn’t President Bush stop it? Who was behind it all? And most important – how do we make this President Bush’s fault? That kinda thing is called living in the past and it don’t do no one no good. We gotta saying from where I come from – Whenever you point a finger, you got three fingers pointing back atcha. Lie-beral would do well to remember that before they open their big, fat, foul, lying, deceitful, slanderous, traitorous anti-American mouths.
The four pointing fingers of the lie-beral defeato-crat will never beat
the four points of the cross on which our savior was crucifed or even
the Holy Trinity of Father, Son and Holy Ghost. When will they understand
Instead, let’s take this time to reflect on the good things and be proud of America!
Stock Market – When the stock market opened again on 9/17 it had fallen 684 points to 8920. At the end of the week it fell to 7551. Where is it now? Almost double that! You towelheads wanna try to destroy our economy? Nice try, God-haters! I’m sure the lie-berals will find something bad about that.
Jobs – Since 2003, 8,000,000 new jobs got created. That’s 8,000,000 new jobs. 8,000,000 of ’em! That’s no small number. Plus, thousands of kids found a new and fulfilling career in the United States Military. Military service is one of the first things that an employer looks for when they hand you a job application to fill out. These boys got a jump on everyone else!
Security – Sometimes you need a catastrophe to point out the weak spots. During Katrina we found out that Negroes would rather spend their money on frivolous entertainment than on good reliable transportation. Now that we know that, we can start teaching them the need for having a car. With 9/11, we learned that the previous “president’s” “don’t ask don’t tell” policy also applied to policing the border. Anyone and everyone could just waltz on into the US regardless of their intent to destroy it. The fact that the FAA, under the previous “president” allowed deadly weapons on board airplanes points out just how badly the country was run. Whole cosmetic cases full of potential WMDs flew unchecked. Why do you think the favorite shampoo of terrorists was “Head and Shoulders”? How many phone calls from Buffalo to Baghdad went unchecked that updated Saddam on the sinister and ultimately unsuccessful plot to destroy America?
Morals – Some quick points to consider. Since 9/11 –
- Islam is no longer considered as a “peaceful” religion. This has caused many former Islams to find Jesus Christ as their personal savior. This might never have happened without 9/11.
- The fight against homo marriage intensified with many states passing anti-homo-marriage laws. A lotta folks see this as a return to God teaching from Genesis on that marriage is between a man and a woman.
- The number of abortions since 9/11 steadily decreased. Americans understand that if we are to win this thing then every man will be needed and killing pre-borns is not only a sin against God but anti-American, too.
There’s literally hundreds of thousands of examples of how our country took the lemons of 9/11 and made sweet, tasty lemonade that even Grandma would be proud to sip in the shade of a tree on a hot summer day.
So on this 9/11 Day, as we pause to remember the thousands of American men, women and pre-borns killed as the towers crumpled into the streets of Manhattan under the planes of terrorists and the hand of God, let’s remember that it took a man of President Bush’s stature and vision to bring the United States back from the brink of destruction to a place of almost unheard of prosperity and goodwill.
God Bless America!
God is Love!