I talk about the uniquely lie-beral ploy of telling lies about patriots to make them look stupid. It’s been done to me. And why in the name of Heaven would you let a man who gained the presidency through a combination of voodoo and hypnotism talk to your children in a government school??
It don’t make no sense
God is Love!
In Your magnificent wisdom
You saw fit to rid the world of the evil, murderous drunken senior senator from Sodomy Central, Edward M. Kennedy and sent him to Hell where he belongs
In doing so, You struck a blow against a socialist healthcare system that would lead to a socialist food distribution center that would lead to a socialist cap and tax system that would lead to the destruction of America through socialism
We pray that in his final minutes, Kennedy understood, as Gov. Huckabee did, that the socialist healthcare system he fought for would have killed him as surely as it would have killed Stephen Hawking
We pray that in his final minutes, Kennedy understood that Jesus’ message was not that all layabouts and ne’er-do-wells should get a free ride at somebody’s else expense
Finally, Lord, we pray that as he lay on his death bed, a bottle of whiskey at his side, begging and pleading for Your mercy the last thing he heard was Your strong clear voice telling him that Satan was waiting for him
God is Love!
There been a whole lotta people up in arms about Pastor Wiley Drake and the fact that he prays the prayers that God wants him to pray. If you’re a Christian then you already know what it’s like to be down on your knees in front of an abortuary praying that the negress about to lynch her pre-born either repents or is struck dead in her when some butt-in-ski comes along and kicks you in the head. We’re used to have heathen spit on us and abuse us. But they can’t abuse our Love for the Lord who gives us the full armor of God so we may stand against the devil’s wiles.
If you’re a Christian, you prolly also had some homo protester sticking his wicked face into yours, screaming semen-scented profanities at you and whining about how “Jesuth lovesth EVerbody, even great big faggotsth like meeeeeee.” Of course, if you try to tell ’em that Jesus love only those who love him first they get all huffy, plug their ears and start singing Judy Garland songs.
Judy Garland is the patron saint of all homosexuals due, in
large part, to the drug inspired movie, The Wizard of Oz. In it,
she befriends a number of freaks which many see as condoning
the Homosexual lifestyle.
What I’m trying to get at here, is that heathen ain’t got no understanding of what it means to be a Christian let alone the first thing about praying. So when Pastor Wiley Drake says that he’s praying for the death of Barack Osama Homo bin Laden, they don’t get that he ain’t talking about killing the fake president – he’s asking GOD to kill the fake president because GOD told him to pray that prayer.
As to imprecatory prayer, Pastor Drake said it better than I could –
“This whole concept that we’re always to pray little, nice, soft, fluffy, prayers — that we’re not to pray imprecatory prayer — has been something that just, in all honesty, that Southern Baptists have lost, and we need to regain imprecatory prayer,” Drake said. “It is in the Bible, and we are proud to say as Southern Baptists that we believe the Book. You’ve got to believe the whole Book, brother, or you don’t believe any of it.”
This is The Holy Bible. It is the inerrant Word of God.
We pray to You, oh Lord, to burn out the eyes of the
unsaved who gaze in mockery on this, Your law.
The fact is that if God wants something, you’d be stupid not to pray for it. If God wants a rainbow, then you pray for a rainbow. If God wants to give you the money to detail your Humvee then you pray for the money to detail your Humvee. If God wants to kill an evil, genocidal maniac who assassinates the late-term pre-borns just so some 14 year old could go to a Jonas Brothers concert and get pregnant again, then that’s what you pray for.
It ain’t rocket science, folks.
How many sinful, wicked people did God send
to Hell in this picture? Only He can really answer
that question, but it’s most likely more than one.
Y’all might wonder about why it’s called “imprecatory prayer”. That’s cuz imprecation means “a prayer that a curse or calamity may fall on any one”. Some folks say that it ain’t right to pray for a curse but those folks ain’t read the Bible and have sex in public restrooms. There’s plenty of places in the Bible where folks offer up an imprecatory prayer because God wants them to. King David did a heckuva job on Psalms 35!
Even though God wants us to use imprecatory prayer, we ain’t supposed to overdo it. You can’t go around praying for God to destroy every single person in Homobama’s cabinet cuz 1) that’d be taxing on God’s patience and 2) it’d take a long time. In that case, it’s probably better to do like Jesus and cast a wide net by asking God to destroy all the wicked people in Washington.
As we are made in His image, God’s time, like ours, is
too valuable to waste with needless and repetitive
prayers. Remember: Think twice, pray once.
I wanna give Jay Horsely the last word. He got a real good article on imprecatory prayer. He points out that you can’t (and what Christian even could) pray
not with a vengeful and hateful heart, but rejoicing in the Lord. This type of prayer is not simply from a desire to harm others, but to have the Lord help stop their evil. When this happens, the joy that we have in the Lord is greatly refreshed.
We hope that we never need to pray for the Lord to punish evildoers who are harming us, but sometimes that is the only way to find relief. Righteous imprecatory prayer is the last hope of the patient, innocent, faithful saint.
Use of this type of prayer may not be a pleasant thought, but the grave sin of evil men spoils many things. Imprecatory prayer is one of the helps God extends to us in times of such need.
So use it wisely and don’t forget to cheerfully pray for God to destroy all the wicked people in Washington D. C.!
God is Love!
Note: Lou Pritchett, the writer of this letter, is a former vice president of Procter & Gamble whose career at that company spanned 36 years before his retirement in 1989, and he is the author of the 1995 business book, Stop Paddling & Start Rocking the Boat.
I took the liberty of teasing out some of the points he made.
AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA
By Lou Pritchett
Dear President Obama:
This oughta be “President” Obama cuz he duped the public into voting for him, he’s a muslim and he ain’t born in America
You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me.
Truer words were never spoken!
You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you.
I don’t know one single thing about him except that he duped the public into voting for him, he’s a muslim and he ain’t born in America
You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support.
He probably paid for it selling crack cocaine, stealing TV sets and selling white women into slavery.
You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American.
Formative years?! He weren’t even born here! I don’t know one decent person that knows how to speak muslim and it just trips off his tongue like he was born to it. And where do you think he got all them ideas about socialized medicine? Not from the United States of America!
You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.
All he’s ever run from is the cops, I’ll betcha. And all he ever met was seedy companions and mullahs.
You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don’t understand it at its core.
Without knowing about the thrill of battle, y’all can’t really appreciate how great it feels to send other boys off into war so that they can truly become men.
You scare me because you lack humility and ‘class’, always blaming others.
He don’t take responsibility for destroying the economy, destroying the auto industry, making the world safe for terrorists, importing terrorists to the US or the fact that it takes me $70 to fill up my Humvee. SHAME!
You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail.
Commies and towelheads – those are his friends. We Republicans want America to succeed and thrive. We don’t never wish ill on this country and never will.
You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the ‘blame America’ crowd and deliver this message abroad.
America is always right. To blame America for anything is to hate America and give comfort to them that hates us. I don’t know what that’s so hard to understand.
You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.
That’s cuz he ain’t from here and he weren’t born here. If he was, he woulda learned that the capitalist system is the only economic system endorsed by God.
You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one.
It’s called socialism, folks, and he wants to take over the health care system so that he can “mercy kill” anyone that stands in his way in his quest to take over the world.
You scare me because you prefer ‘wind mills’ to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.
“Alternate enery.” “Alternate lifestyle.” Don’t y’all even make the connecting between the two?!
You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world.
“We didn’t have running water where I grew up in Africa and I turned out just fine. I didn’t have a TV or a car or any of the things that make living in America so great. And you shouldn’t either.”
You scare me because you have begun to use ‘extortion’ tactics against certain banks and corporations.
I gotta friend in the Promise Keepers that says he’s directing his voodoo power against the banks, too, to make fail even more.
You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.
The spineless dumbo-crats pass every single penny that Obama wants them to without even thinking about the impact on the rest of the country. They’re just pigs at the trough. That’s why we need to take back Congress in 2010 to get back to fiscal responsibility.
You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.
All great leaders, like President Bush, wanna hear the other side of the story so they can have all the facts when they ask God what course of action to take. B. HUSSEIN Obama don’t believe in God because he knows that God would not agree with him.
You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient.
B. HUSSEIN Obama truly believes that he IS God. For this he’s gonna go to Hell.
You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do.
The liberal Jewish media just rolls over like a bitch trying to get her belly scratched. If the media had even bothered to check into his unknown background, they’d have found out that he’s a murderous, crack-addicted, muslim, commie voodoo priest who practices hypnotism AND he’s left handed to boot. Betcha didn’t know any of that, didja?
You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys, O’Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view.
It’s only a matter of time before B. HUSSEIN Obama shuts down all of the news organizations he hates, like FoxNews and the Salem Radio Network. Before long, you’re gonna see a little tiny picture of him in the top right of your TV during every show and if you don’t say “Heil Obama” when you turn it off, you’ll be arrest for hate speech.
You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.
AND mind controlling, too. I’m telling you right now, listen to his speeches if you have to but don’t watch them. He WILL attempt to hypnotize you!
Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.
I don’t even think America will exist by the next election. It’s gonna be the United States Of Obam-unists and all those who opposed them will be killed by a United Nations force made up of muslims. We can only hope the Rapture comes first.
With lie-beral defeato-crats getting ready to “celebrate” (ie – have butt-sex because of) Charles Dumb-win’s birthday, no place in our grand and glorious country is safe. Least of all, Austin, TX where they’re planning to hold some kinda all-night orgy featuring – you guessed it – Richard Zimmerman. This Zimmerman guy is prolly more dangerous than watching all the episodes of Will And Grace back to back cuz he got that hypnotism thing on his lower lip and you can’t take yer eye off it and wind up think his songs are funny rather than a direct message from Satan.
So I need to get down there and, if not stop that show, then at least get in there and tell the crowd what GOD wants ’em to know – THAT WE DON’T COME FROM MONKEYS! Not now. Now then. Not never!
So click on the PayPal thing over there on the right (haha!) and let the world know if your Anti-monkey or Super Anti-monkey! Do it now! I gotta be in Austin by 2/15 or that part of Texas might as well be given back to the Mexicans!
God is Love!
Come on down to ImprovBoston in Central Sq, Cambridge tonight (1/3/09) to learn why Barack Osama Homo Bin Laden should not be the next president of the United States and what you can do to stop it!
This is too important to miss!
Them Cantastupidians is so stupid that they actually let both sides of the issue be heard. That’s just dumb. You don’t win by letting the other side get heard.
STOP HOMOBAMA NOW!
Download this petition and get you’re neighbors to sign and send it to President Bush before America gets turned into a nation of all night gay sex and crack orgies!
God is Love!
On 12/26/08, the day after Christmas, the New York Crimes fired the first shot in the War on Christmas ’09. Not only did it do some kinda article about some fake study by the P-U Center for Religion and Public Life but the befouled the only decent Christmas movie ever made – for a second time – It’s A Wonderful Life.