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postheadericon Seven Headed Vampires Don’t Stand A Chance Against Jesus

I’m guessing that most of you ain’t had no run-ins with demons with glowing red eyes or two-foot tall robins with blood dripping from their beaks.  It ain’t too pretty and it ain’t real fun.  Satan preys on the weak and sends evil down in all manner of creatures.

There ain’t but one way to fight Satan’s minions and that’s JESUS! Do y’all really think that you’re strong enough to go up against a mailbox with twelve ax-wielding arms and the jaws of a shark? Jesus fights off 37 of ’em before He even gets out of bed and don’t even break a sweat!

This poor Negro girl who grew up in a voodoo family done got KILLED by a seven headed vampire. Do y’all know anybody that can bring back a girl who was killed by a seven headed vampire back from the dead?

I do.

His name is Jesus!

God is Love!
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