Archive for the ‘Voodoo’ Category

postheadericon MLK Were Republican And Didn’t Kill Pre-Borns

Today was Martin Luther King Day and while I don’t quite get why he needs his own day it’s important that Christians get seen as caring about Negroes and homos. I got a real good call from Steve in England talking about his bookface group that’s well on it’s way to its goal of Destroy All Forms of Socialism: NO to Public Services, Abolish Government! This boy’s got a head fulla Jesus if I ever seen one! And I gotta call from another young Christian boy asking for advice on how to help his friend come to Jesus.

Pretty good day of saving souls!

God is Love!

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postheadericon Pat Robertson: Kill The Messenger

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Ain’t nobody likes watching people suffer, even if it’s Negroes, but if someone points out that putting a gun to your head and pulling the trigger ain’t too good an idea, how can you say that person is saying something bad? And yet that’s just what Godless lie-berals is doing to poor Pat Robertson just for pointing out the fact that Haiti wouldn’t be in the shape that it’s in if it hadn’t made a pact with Satan. Only a neo-Darwinist can’t see God’s punishing fist of fury smashing down sinners over there just like he done in New York City, New Orleans, Burma and Myanmar. I know that everybody saying this is just a “natural disaster” but who do you think made nature. That’s right. God did. And if He can bring a rain of toads down on Egypt for disobeying His Word, I think He can handle a earthquake. So y’all shut up and listen Pat Robertson instead of mocking him or you could be next.

Pat Roberson – Kill The Messenger

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postheadericon Seven Headed Vampires Don’t Stand A Chance Against Jesus

I’m guessing that most of you ain’t had no run-ins with demons with glowing red eyes or two-foot tall robins with blood dripping from their beaks.  It ain’t too pretty and it ain’t real fun.  Satan preys on the weak and sends evil down in all manner of creatures.

There ain’t but one way to fight Satan’s minions and that’s JESUS! Do y’all really think that you’re strong enough to go up against a mailbox with twelve ax-wielding arms and the jaws of a shark? Jesus fights off 37 of ’em before He even gets out of bed and don’t even break a sweat!

This poor Negro girl who grew up in a voodoo family done got KILLED by a seven headed vampire. Do y’all know anybody that can bring back a girl who was killed by a seven headed vampire back from the dead?

I do.

His name is Jesus!

God is Love!
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