“Onyx” is a witch in Buffalo, NY. I went out there a little while ago to preach to her coven and while they tried to turn me into all kinda animals, Jesus protected me. I didn’t hear from her for a while then I found out she left Buffalo to marry a US soldier and went down to Texas. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, I thought. But I was wrong. Yesterday, she left this up on my bookface page
Stop being angry that witches run our country Mister Neck.. it’s something you’ll just have to get used to… now excuse me while Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton and I conduct our next Ritual. We’re working on world peace, dontcha know!
Then she done called the radio show.
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS SHOW WITH FIRST CONSULTING JESUS AND YER PASTOR!!!
This past Friday, the Lord set me a task that I didn’t really know if I was up to – converting witches in Buffalo, NY. I shoulda known that the Lord would stand beside me and guide me through the night with a light from above!
And don’t forget to come to First Parish, 35 Church St. in Watertown, MA when I make mincemeat out of Richard Zimmerman