Are these people terrorists?
If you think they are then y’all got another thing coming to you because they ain’t. But Janet Napolitano thinks they are. If it was up to her, they’d be locked up in some concentration camp undergoing “re-education” to turn them into the robo-Marxists that run the Obamanation or having some surgical procedure that would make them unable to pro-create in the way that God intended.
Know who else had a plan like that? Hitler.
I wanna refresh your memory on who these folks really are and why they ain’t terrorists:
This is called a “dollar bill”. It’s American money you buy things with under our CAPITALIST system. It ain’ t just meaningless paper. It ain’t scrip you get from working for some government factory making itchy wool socks or transitor radio that break down right after you take them outta the box. It ain’t a government voucher for moldy cheese and stale bread. It’s worth somthing. It’s not only worth something, it means something. It means freedom – freedom to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful. It means capitalism – the economic system created by the United States of America that is the envy of the world. It means democracy – the only system of government that allows capitalism to thrive and gives you the freedom to make the money that allows you to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful.
Guess whose picture is on it? That’s right. George Washington. Why is his picture on the dollar bill? BECAUSE HE AIN’T A TERRORIST.
Mother Theresa was a Catholic and Catholics ain’t Christians but she didn’t wanna kill pre-borns and she got leprosy which is enough to make anyone understand that blowing yourself up don’t solve no one’s problems. Sure, she always wore something on her head but it weren’t a towel and she never bowed toward Mecca and that means that SHE AIN’T A TERRORIST.
Even at the end of his life when he couldn’t go to the bathroom by himself and could only eat pudding, Ronald Reagan slept with a six gun under his pillow just in case the Commies tried to sneak up on him. He was that kinda man. A man who never met a pre-born that he didn’t like. A man who could sniff out socialism like a splunker lookng for water and twice as accurate. A man who, even in his last waning years, could tame a wild horse that even the most hardened of cowpunchers feared. In short – A MAN WHO WAS NOT A TERRORIST.
Ok. I’m gonna fess up and say I ain’t real sure that the Pope isn’t a terrorist. He’d prolly take a bullet for a pre-born but he wants to see Israel destroyed. He knows that homos is evil but he wants to destroy capitalism because some polar bear might have to swim a couple of extra feet to find an ice flow to eat the seal he killed. He says he don’t like Commies but the Vatican’s got the largest collection of pornography in the world. My daddy always told me that if a man wears a hat you should give him the benefit of the doubt. So I’m gonna do that. But I got my eye on you, Mr. Pope.
Do you love America? Do you think that all life is sacred? Are you willing to risk your life to make the world safe for Democracy, the American language and Jesus? Do you like having a big plate of pork sausages for breakfast in the morning without some muslim calling you an infidel? Are you one of the tens of millions of Americans quietly stockpiling all the guns, ammo and kevlar vests your budget will allow as the Second Amendment mandates we do? Did you not shed a tear as God righteously gave Tiller the Baby Killer his just desserts and sent him to Hell to incur the wrath of all women whose pre-borns he killed? Do you think you oughta be able to drive an H2 without some hippie spray painting profanity all over it? Are you tired of Barak Osama Homo bin Laden spending hundreds of billions of your tax dollars fixing potholes and protecting mosquitos when you could be using that money to buy one of them new flat screen HDTVs that’ll let you watch all the NASCAR races at the same time? If you answered yes to any of these question then YOU AIN’T A TERRORIST.
But Janet Napolitano thinks you are.
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God is Love!