This is one of them funny true songs that’s written real good and catchy. I ain’t sure who this sweet lil piece of pumpkin pie is but she got it 100% right! She must be a tiny lil thing since she got one of them tiny guitars. But even though this is one of the best songs ever written, the Jews and Lie-berals that run the media ain’t gonna let it see the light of day.
I’m asking y’all to tell as many people as ya can about it cuz it’s true – THERE’S A COMMUNIST LIVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
God saw fit to get Scott Brown elected last night in Sodomy Central. I ain’t saying he’s perfect cuz no one except God and Jesus is, but I’d be lying if I said that I wouldn’t be proud to teabag with him any day of the week. The man drives a truck and it’s a known fact that socialists can only drive “hybrids” or they’re shipped off to Russia for re-education. With Brown as the 41st Senator, dumbo-crats might as well just close up shop on their grandma-killing, pre-born slaughtering, terrorist-loving, America-hating , Stalinist, socialist, fascist, communist, racist, homosexual agenda-loving, God-hating ways and go have butt sex with Fidel Castro like they all dream of. I hope Scott Brown drives his truck not only to the White House but through the White House, grinding up socialism under them big ol’ tires until America is safe again.
I been watching Glenn Beck and even though he makes a lotta sense, until he becomes a Christian and stops being a Mor(m)on everybody gotta be a little careful about trusting what he’s saying. But one thing he’s saying is right: We gotta open our eyes to the world around us and really look hard at it cuz COMMIES are everywhere and at the rate they’re going they’re gonna take over the number one spot from the islamofascists for threatening the American Way Of Life!
Sometimes you gotta be smart like Glenn Beck and know a lot about stuff like “history” and “art” and “communism” to make sense of what yer looking at. And sometimes you don’t. Now that I know that commies are trying to use mind control everywhere you look it’s pretty obvious that commie propaganda is everywhere. Like this morning, which in the American calendar is Sunday (I don’t know what that makes it in the commie calendar and I don’t WANT to know), I come into the living room to see my kids reading the most American cartoon ever made, The Family Circus, when I realized that it’d been TAKEN OVER BY HOMOBAMA’S COMMIE MASTERS. You can bet the I burned it right there in the middle of the floor.
If it ain’t obvious the message that the COMMIES is trying to get across, then yer prolly already too far gone.
The whole “camping” thing is what ya call a “metaphor”. That means that it’s using one thing to stand in for something else. So when Papa Bill says they done “camping” what he’s trying to say is that with the coming of the glorious DEAR LEADER who’s gonna make everything perfect, they’re “out of the woods”. You can tell that Papa Bill is a commie cuz he got the scraggly commie beard (like most oBOMBa supporters) instead a of a full, manly AMERICAN beard. Once y’all know that yer looking at a metaphor, then y’all know that this crappy little split level ranch in some drug-infested suburb sure as HECK ain’t the castle that they all think it is.
But Barack HUSSEIN Ocommie done made them all believe that they’re in some kinda heaven on earth when they really in a Hell of their own making for watching MSNBC and instead of Glenn Beck.
OPEN YER EYES AMERICA!!! The truth is right in front of you!! Y’all just need to look for it and yer gonna see it everywhere!
If y’all see ANY signs of commie symbols in yer hometown, send them to me RIGHT AWAY – email@example.com
God is Love!
Note: Lou Pritchett, the writer of this letter, is a former vice president of Procter & Gamble whose career at that company spanned 36 years before his retirement in 1989, and he is the author of the 1995 business book, Stop Paddling & Start Rocking the Boat.
I took the liberty of teasing out some of the points he made.
AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA
By Lou Pritchett
Dear President Obama:
This oughta be “President” Obama cuz he duped the public into voting for him, he’s a muslim and he ain’t born in America
You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me.
Truer words were never spoken!
You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you.
I don’t know one single thing about him except that he duped the public into voting for him, he’s a muslim and he ain’t born in America
You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support.
He probably paid for it selling crack cocaine, stealing TV sets and selling white women into slavery.
You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American.
Formative years?! He weren’t even born here! I don’t know one decent person that knows how to speak muslim and it just trips off his tongue like he was born to it. And where do you think he got all them ideas about socialized medicine? Not from the United States of America!
You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.
All he’s ever run from is the cops, I’ll betcha. And all he ever met was seedy companions and mullahs.
You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don’t understand it at its core.
Without knowing about the thrill of battle, y’all can’t really appreciate how great it feels to send other boys off into war so that they can truly become men.
You scare me because you lack humility and ‘class’, always blaming others.
He don’t take responsibility for destroying the economy, destroying the auto industry, making the world safe for terrorists, importing terrorists to the US or the fact that it takes me $70 to fill up my Humvee. SHAME!
You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail.
Commies and towelheads – those are his friends. We Republicans want America to succeed and thrive. We don’t never wish ill on this country and never will.
You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the ‘blame America’ crowd and deliver this message abroad.
America is always right. To blame America for anything is to hate America and give comfort to them that hates us. I don’t know what that’s so hard to understand.
You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.
That’s cuz he ain’t from here and he weren’t born here. If he was, he woulda learned that the capitalist system is the only economic system endorsed by God.
You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one.
It’s called socialism, folks, and he wants to take over the health care system so that he can “mercy kill” anyone that stands in his way in his quest to take over the world.
You scare me because you prefer ‘wind mills’ to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.
“Alternate enery.” “Alternate lifestyle.” Don’t y’all even make the connecting between the two?!
You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world.
“We didn’t have running water where I grew up in Africa and I turned out just fine. I didn’t have a TV or a car or any of the things that make living in America so great. And you shouldn’t either.”
You scare me because you have begun to use ‘extortion’ tactics against certain banks and corporations.
I gotta friend in the Promise Keepers that says he’s directing his voodoo power against the banks, too, to make fail even more.
You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.
The spineless dumbo-crats pass every single penny that Obama wants them to without even thinking about the impact on the rest of the country. They’re just pigs at the trough. That’s why we need to take back Congress in 2010 to get back to fiscal responsibility.
You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.
All great leaders, like President Bush, wanna hear the other side of the story so they can have all the facts when they ask God what course of action to take. B. HUSSEIN Obama don’t believe in God because he knows that God would not agree with him.
You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient.
B. HUSSEIN Obama truly believes that he IS God. For this he’s gonna go to Hell.
You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do.
The liberal Jewish media just rolls over like a bitch trying to get her belly scratched. If the media had even bothered to check into his unknown background, they’d have found out that he’s a murderous, crack-addicted, muslim, commie voodoo priest who practices hypnotism AND he’s left handed to boot. Betcha didn’t know any of that, didja?
You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys, O’Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view.
It’s only a matter of time before B. HUSSEIN Obama shuts down all of the news organizations he hates, like FoxNews and the Salem Radio Network. Before long, you’re gonna see a little tiny picture of him in the top right of your TV during every show and if you don’t say “Heil Obama” when you turn it off, you’ll be arrest for hate speech.
You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.
AND mind controlling, too. I’m telling you right now, listen to his speeches if you have to but don’t watch them. He WILL attempt to hypnotize you!
Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.
I don’t even think America will exist by the next election. It’s gonna be the United States Of Obam-unists and all those who opposed them will be killed by a United Nations force made up of muslims. We can only hope the Rapture comes first.
We tried to warn y’all that riding a bike instead of driving a car would lead to sin, sodomy, economic collapse and the death of America. But you wouldn’t listen. “Ha ha,” you snickered in you’re high pitch homo laugh, “it’s just a bike. What wrong with riding a bike? You don’t use no gas. You help the ‘environment’. You get exercise. Ain’t nothing wrong with riding a bike!”
One of these days one of two things is gonna happen –
1) Y’all will start listening to us when we tell you to listen to God
2) You’re gonna wake up with the flesh burning off your body in Hell and wished you’d listened to us when we told you to listen to God.
What did riding a bike get us? The World Naked Bike Ride , that’s what, and if that don’t make God angry enough to bring about the Rapture, then I don’t know what will.
What’s The World Naked Bike Ride? It’s people riding bikes…NAKED. Right out in plain view! Taking their clothes off and showing their nakedness not only in front of God but in front of people they ain’t got no cause to show their nakedness to! Imagine leaving church with your young son one afternoon only to be confronted with thousands of naked people on bikes! What kinda damage is that gonna inflict on that poor child? What kinda horrible nightmares will he about getting chased by oversized breasts and genitalia? Is that gonna instill the proper sense of shame that God gave to Adam and Eve about their nakedness? Or is it gonna spur him on to rip off his clothing and join a filthy hippie bike commune?
I’d say yes.
And it goes beyond disobeying the word of God. It’s a blow to the American economy which runs on oil, coal and natural gas. Guess who loves riding bikes? Commies and yurpeens, that’s who. How are their economies doing? Not as good as ours. Why? Cuz we don’t ride bikes. Americans are putting money back into the economy every time they go to the pump unlike the selfish and self-serving so-called “citizens of the world” who don’t care about their economy cuz they don’t wanna work anyway. They’d rather just ride around the countryside picking loganberries and singing The Internacionale.
Support America! Drive a car!
Come on down to ImprovBoston in Central Sq, Cambridge tonight (1/3/09) to learn why Barack Osama Homo Bin Laden should not be the next president of the United States and what you can do to stop it!
This is too important to miss!
Them Cantastupidians is so stupid that they actually let both sides of the issue be heard. That’s just dumb. You don’t win by letting the other side get heard.
STOP HOMOBAMA NOW!
Download this petition and get you’re neighbors to sign and send it to President Bush before America gets turned into a nation of all night gay sex and crack orgies!
God is Love!
On 12/26/08, the day after Christmas, the New York Crimes fired the first shot in the War on Christmas ’09. Not only did it do some kinda article about some fake study by the P-U Center for Religion and Public Life but the befouled the only decent Christmas movie ever made – for a second time – It’s A Wonderful Life.