God saw fit to get Scott Brown elected last night in Sodomy Central. I ain’t saying he’s perfect cuz no one except God and Jesus is, but I’d be lying if I said that I wouldn’t be proud to teabag with him any day of the week. The man drives a truck and it’s a known fact that socialists can only drive “hybrids” or they’re shipped off to Russia for re-education. With Brown as the 41st Senator, dumbo-crats might as well just close up shop on their grandma-killing, pre-born slaughtering, terrorist-loving, America-hating , Stalinist, socialist, fascist, communist, racist, homosexual agenda-loving, God-hating ways and go have butt sex with Fidel Castro like they all dream of. I hope Scott Brown drives his truck not only to the White House but through the White House, grinding up socialism under them big ol’ tires until America is safe again.
This weekend marked the beginning of the end of the start of the death of LIE-BERALS. The How To Take Back America conference armed every single prayer warrior there with a high-powered Uzi that shot out the love of God at so many rounds a second that even Madeleine Murry O’Hare would be begging Jesus for His forgiveness!
We’re gunning for y’all, hate-o-crats.
And we’re gonna get ya, too!
God is Love!
So old Teddy Kennedy finally kicked the bucket, but this ain’t the time for criticism. It’s the time for us to come together and celebrate the life of a man who loomed large over America. A man who continued on the legacy of his brothers and carried out the work of a political dynasty. He was a formidable opponent, one who worked tirelessly for his causes and to try to rip him down at the time of his death is like kicking a dead dog and claiming victory – it ain’t honorable. Instead, I hope that every single person in the United States of America will take the day to put aside partisan politics and ideologies and reflect on the courage and drive of a man who truly deserved the title, “The Lion of the Senate”.
I’m just kidding, he was a drunken, satanic Catholic who killed a girl and is rotting in Hell even as we speak.
[Mr. Newton Wilcox, who is on the board of directors for www.shelleytherepublican.com, released this statement and I ain’t got nothing to add to it.]
First off, let me state that I am a bottom-line kind of man and www.shelleytherepublican.com is a bottom line kind of website. We truly believe that God will judge those who sin against him whether with members of their own sex, members of the opposite they are not married to, children, dogs, cats, farmyard animals, tables or equipment used to resurface roads. The Lord made our bodies temples that one and only one person may insert the key into to unlock the glorious mystery of procreation. That is the bottom-line, an immutable truth and something that will never, ever change.
It is GOD’S truth. When He sat down 6000 years ago to “let there be light” the light was light. It wasn’t half-darkness. It wasn’t the “politically correct” light of a so-called “energy saving” bulb. It wasn’t the smoky, florescent light of a club where homosexuals urinate on each other and insert small woodland creatures into their rectums. It was the pure, crisp, clean illuminating light of GOD. The bottom-line is that God’s truth and light are immutable.
So-called “green” light bulbs such as this one
are used by the left to not only perpetuate the
myth of “global warming” but to train Americans
into forgetting what an actual light bulb looks like.
From there it’s a short hop to Socialism.
Steadfast and true, like the Old Man Of The Mountain in the state of New Hampshire, God’s Laws do not change. They are not subject to redaction or erasure, as Barack HUSSIEN Obama’s birth certificate has been “erased”. God’s Laws are not lost, as was his bill in the Chicago Senate to make pedophilia legal was reportedly “lost”. God’s Laws do not involve the ritual killing of chickens and goats, as Barack HUSSIEN Obama’s voodoo religion does and some sects of Islam reportedly do.
No. They are the same laws today as they were 6000 years ago when He created the world we now live in and everything in that world that we see from the plants and the water to the monkeys and apes that we did not descend from. I wonder how many n0n-believers ever stopped to think about how a monkey could cross the Atlantic Ocean to “evolve” into Americans? When looked at in this light, what’s called the “fact” of Darwinian Evoloution looks even more like some figment of a 19th century brain wracked with opium to blunt the shame of sodomy.
Allow me to cut to the bottom-line – Humans are not animals, never have been animals and, apart from a large majority of the Liberal Democrat Socialist Party, do not behave like animals. God endowed us not only with “inalienable rights” and the “pursuit of life, liberty and happiness” but with a moral compass set to point Heaven-ward. The compass in each of us depends, as compasses do, on the magnetic field to keep it straight and true. Satan, though, has his own electro-magnet powered by sin. With every pre-born killed, its power grows. With every act of fellatio, irregardless of the sex pairing, its power grows. With every member of the Liberal Democrat Socialist Party elected to public office, its power grows. And when Satan flicks the switch on his electro-magnet, it sends a burst of pure wickedness that disrupts our moral compasses and each burst weakens it slightly making it harder to find Heaven.
The bottom-line is this: Bill Clinton’s egregious abuse of the public trust in his affair with a Jewess caused irreparable harm to magnetic force field of America’s morality. His complicity in the attacks on 9/11, the destruction of our auto industry, the collapse of our financial institutions, as well as literally hundreds of crisis’s left America’s compasses drained and gasping for God. Thus, it is no small wonder that Mark Sanford strayed into the arms of a Mexican prostitute. We do not condone his behavior, but, as Jesus would, we forgive him, taking comfort that William Jefferson Clinton will burn in Hell for willing and malicious attempt to lead all Americans down the smoldering path of sin, sodomy and secularism.
The Clinton administration spent many years
and millions of taxpayer dollars to suppress this
photo taken by “Vlad” as Clinton addressed an
unspecified coven meeting in San Fransisco
in 1993. Afterward, all participants were
required to have sex with his wife while he
We pray for Gov. Sanford, his wife and four boys that they will turn away from Satan’s force field and seek God’s true and immutable light.
Board of Directors
I’m getting pretty darn tired of lie-beral defeato-crats and their screeches of RIGHT WING EXTREMISM. Just because some neo-Nazi walks into the Holocaust Museum with a gun and starts shooting that somehow makes him a “right wing nut”. That just don’t make no sense. It shows just what hypocrites the radical left is when they use the stereotyping they accuse us of. Just as there are plenty of niggers that aren’t lazy, shiftless and living off the state (Alan Keyes and Clarence Thomas, for example) not every single person who tries to blow away Jews is a right wing extremist. And if you stopped to think about it for a minute it’d be pretty dang clear that James Von Brunn was about as lefty as they come.
I’m gonna take these lies one at a time
He’s a racist so he must be right wing – The Republican Party is the party that freed the slaves. The Republican Party made a Negro like Clarence Thomas a Justice of the Supreme Court. Who hates Israel so much they’ll let towelheads trample all over the land God gave to the Jews? Not the Republicans. Liberals hate Jews because all liberals wanna do is spend money and if you can get a Jew to part with a nickel, you gotta minor miracle on your hands. The only thing we hate is that some Jews might not give their life over to Jesus when the Rapture comes and they’ll get left behind. Only someone who truly cares about the Jews could tell them something like that. So Von Brunn is a liberal.
He’s a Nazi so he must be right wing – Y’all just don’t remember the name of the Nazi party, do ya? It was the “National Socialist German Workers’ Party”. Didja see how I made one word bold and slanty? Do you know what that word says? If y’all went to a government school, you might not be able to read it. The word is “Socialist“ and it means that the goverment wants to run everything and turn you into some kinda robot slave working to serve the Illuminati. Republicans ain’t socialists. Never have been and never will be. So Von Brunn is a liberal.
He used a gun so he must be right wing – Wrong. He used a gun as an offensive weapon, like a cowardly liberal, rather than a defensive weapon which is what guns are made for. The first rule of gun safety is NEVER point a gun, loaded or unloaded, at another living person unless they have illegally entered your home or the dictates of common sense say that you’re within your legal right to kill them. Von Brunn, obviously, had no respect for guns or for human life. In other words, he worshipped the culture of death. In other words, Von Brunn is a liberal.
He was protesting something so he must be right wing – The main scream, Jew owned media pulled the wool over the eyes of the American people so bad over our Tea Parties that no one remember that it’s the DUMBO-CRATS that are the ones that protest everything. And it’s the DUMBO-CRAT protests that almost always turn violent. Look at Chicago in 1968 when the hippies rioted so bad that the police had to crack open their skulls. Same thing with Kent State. I can’t think of one single tea-bagging Republican that got arrested for even spitting on the sidewalk, let alone firing a gun. None other than Rush Limbaugh understand that Von Brunn “”has more in common with the marchers and protesters we see at left-wing rallies.” So Von Brunn is a liberal.
Let’s look at a couple of other points that you ain’t gonna see Keith “I’ve Got A German Name” Olberman talking about –
Von Brunn hated Bush…just like a lie-beral
Von Brunn didn’t support he war on terror…just like a lie-beral
Von Brunn had a copy of The Weekly Standard implying that their offices was gonna his next stop
Von Brunn hated God – Not once in all of his Nazi, Jew-hating, liberal writings did he say anything about Jesus being his Lord and Savior.
And if that don’t prove he’s a lie-beral, I don’t know what will
God is Love!
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Them Cantastupidians is so stupid that they actually let both sides of the issue be heard. That’s just dumb. You don’t win by letting the other side get heard.
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God is Love!
I gotta say that I don’t understand what all the big fuss is about over this song. Maybe I just ain’t “politically correct” or something but if y’all would think that if Al Sharpton recorded this thing then what’s the big deal? I guess negros ain’t supposed to criticize half-negros now or something.
The world just don’t make sense no more.
Socialist lie-beral defeato-crat atheist homosexual commie Muslims tried to burn down Sarah Palin’s church. IT DON’T WORK LIKE THAT, SODOMITES! The church ain’t the church – the church is the people in the church that upholds God’s law by keeping marriage between a man and a woman and running the islams outta town!