I’m real sorry for putting this up late. The lie-berals over at WMFO apparent thought this show was too truthful and went and messed up the place that you get the thing from. Too bad for them that a lot of former godless Linux users find the strength and hope of Jesus Christ and was able to get the show anyway! Guess y’all lost again, SATAN!
Anyway, the “president” wants to let homos fight like girls in the military, which I guess makes sense if ya wanna lose the glorious War on Terror but like a retired military man told me, “ya can’t protect the front AND protect the rear.”
I also talk about the travesty of convicting Scott Roeder in 37mins and the good common sense of Phyllis Schlafly talking about how women can’t be oppressed cuz they live longer than men. Why don’t lie-beral THINK??
God is Love!
The Bible says that “”pride goest before a fall” but that ain’t the right translation of it. The good translation is “homos goest before a fall” and ain’t no one knows that better than Mark Sanford, now.
I heard a lot of folks saying that Sanford was in the running to beat Alan Keyes in 2012. I weren’t never convinced of that. Sanford didn’t like homos, that’s true, and he made sure that they couldn’t corrupt poor orphans and pre-borns that was already gonna have a hard enough time in life without having to fend the advances of the pedophiles that adopted them. And he weren’t for homo marriage, neither. But he weren’t strong enough with God to listen to what He wanted by outright outlawing homos in South Carolina. If he’d done that, then maybe he wouldn’t have fallen prey to the loose morals and butt sex that follow when you allow homos to gain a foothold in your state and country.
“Billy Bob,” you’re prolly lisping, “are you saying that homos have turned South Carolina into another Sodom and Gommorah?” Yup. I am.
The once proud and Godly state of South Carolina has not less than TWENTY THREE homo bars and that’s not counting homo brothels and child pornography rings. And in 2008, Linda Ketner, a card carrying lesbian was allowed to run for Congress and dang near beat out the Dr. Dobson approved candidate, Henry E. Brown. If that ain’t proof that the murderous gay Nazi cannibals is making their way to the heart of the South, then I don’t know what else will convince you.
By not cracking down on the homos in his state, Mark Sanford allowed sin to multiply and it was just gonna be a matter of time before promiscuity and loose morals made its way from the bottom of the urine soaked homo clubs up to the pristine and formally sin-free zone of the Governor’s office.
So Mark Sanford ain’t gonna be no threat in 2012. Alan Keyes already showed us he knows how to deal with the homos among us. Rather than risk his marriage and eternal soul, he kicked his daughter out of the house when she allowed Satan to turn her into a dyke.
Dr. Alan Keys, known to many conservatives
as the Negro’s Negro, is the only perpetual candidate
that will bring this country back to Levitical teachings.
Put your money on him to be our next President!
If Mark Sanford had had the courage to kick the homos out of his state, he might not be in the position he’s in today. I ain’t gonna apologize for him, but it weren’t all his fault, neither.
God is Love!
We tried to warn y’all that riding a bike instead of driving a car would lead to sin, sodomy, economic collapse and the death of America. But you wouldn’t listen. “Ha ha,” you snickered in you’re high pitch homo laugh, “it’s just a bike. What wrong with riding a bike? You don’t use no gas. You help the ‘environment’. You get exercise. Ain’t nothing wrong with riding a bike!”
One of these days one of two things is gonna happen –
1) Y’all will start listening to us when we tell you to listen to God
2) You’re gonna wake up with the flesh burning off your body in Hell and wished you’d listened to us when we told you to listen to God.
What did riding a bike get us? The World Naked Bike Ride , that’s what, and if that don’t make God angry enough to bring about the Rapture, then I don’t know what will.
What’s The World Naked Bike Ride? It’s people riding bikes…NAKED. Right out in plain view! Taking their clothes off and showing their nakedness not only in front of God but in front of people they ain’t got no cause to show their nakedness to! Imagine leaving church with your young son one afternoon only to be confronted with thousands of naked people on bikes! What kinda damage is that gonna inflict on that poor child? What kinda horrible nightmares will he about getting chased by oversized breasts and genitalia? Is that gonna instill the proper sense of shame that God gave to Adam and Eve about their nakedness? Or is it gonna spur him on to rip off his clothing and join a filthy hippie bike commune?
I’d say yes.
And it goes beyond disobeying the word of God. It’s a blow to the American economy which runs on oil, coal and natural gas. Guess who loves riding bikes? Commies and yurpeens, that’s who. How are their economies doing? Not as good as ours. Why? Cuz we don’t ride bikes. Americans are putting money back into the economy every time they go to the pump unlike the selfish and self-serving so-called “citizens of the world” who don’t care about their economy cuz they don’t wanna work anyway. They’d rather just ride around the countryside picking loganberries and singing The Internacionale.
Support America! Drive a car!
Come on down to ImprovBoston in Central Sq, Cambridge tonight (1/3/09) to learn why Barack Osama Homo Bin Laden should not be the next president of the United States and what you can do to stop it!
This is too important to miss!
Them Cantastupidians is so stupid that they actually let both sides of the issue be heard. That’s just dumb. You don’t win by letting the other side get heard.
STOP HOMOBAMA NOW!
Download this petition and get you’re neighbors to sign and send it to President Bush before America gets turned into a nation of all night gay sex and crack orgies!
God is Love!
Socialist lie-beral defeato-crat atheist homosexual commie Muslims tried to burn down Sarah Palin’s church. IT DON’T WORK LIKE THAT, SODOMITES! The church ain’t the church – the church is the people in the church that upholds God’s law by keeping marriage between a man and a woman and running the islams outta town!
Janet Folger is as straight shooting as any straight shooter can be. For years, her book, The Criminalization of Christianity – Read This Book Before It Becomes Illegal, has been the standard for books about how lie-beral dumbo-crats plan to turn us into a nation of pink jack-booted God-hating homos. In her latest column in World Net Daily, she lays it out plain – “If we don’t win the marriage battle, now on the ballot in California, Florida and Arizona, people who disagree with homosexual behavior will … go to jail.” And how true that is! If the homo agenda has their way, they’ll place monitors on every street corner in America just waiting and listening for someone to say the Lord’s name in a praiseworthy way so they can arrest them and send them to gay re-education camp. So if you wanna wake up one morning and be forced to divorce your spouse and marry someone of the same sex, then y’all keep on sleeping. Me? I gotta a date with Jesus.