Harry Reid sure got some ‘splainin’ to do over disgusting, bigoted remarks about Barack Osama Homo bin Laden being “light skinned” and not having no “Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.” Every single colored boy and girl in America oughta be jumping out of the welfare line, getting into their Cadillacs, borrowing gas money from their cousin and driving to Washington DC to tell Senator Reid that they ain’t just gonna sit on their ghetto stoop smoking marihuana and let him get away with that. It’s been a couple hundred years since they got taken out of the jungle and they don’t deserve to be treated like dumb, stupid animals. I hope all you coloreds listening to this will finally see that the real racists are all dumbo-crats.
It takes a man to tell the truth. But it takes a REAL man with the power of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ to tell the REAL truth and the REAL truth is that Barak HUSSEIN O-Bomber wants the Thought Crime Bill bill passed (and I’m linking to the Jew York Crimes so y’all know how evil it is) so he can legally have butt-sex with the dead corpses of Nazi animals!!
If you can find me ONE PASSAGE in the Bible where God says having butt-sex with the dead corpses of Nazi animals is ok then I will take this post down RIGHT NOW. But you can’t cuz it ain’t there.
Rep. Louie Gohmert of the great state of Texas lays it out so simple that even the most vile, venal, sinful, crack-addicted lie-beral is gonna fall down on their knees, open their mouth and beg for Jesus to enter into them!!
If you’re oriented toward animals, bestiality, then, you know, that’s not something that can be used, held against you or any bias be held against you for that. Which means you’d have to strike any laws against bestiality, if you’re oriented toward corpses, toward children, you know, there are all kinds of perversions, […] pedophiles or necrophiliacs or what most would say is perverse sexual orientations but the trouble is, we made amendments to eliminate pedophiles from being included in the definition.
On a recent Crosstalk America, Brannon Howse, one of the thinking-est Christain that ever got washed in the blood of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, stumbled across a new understanding of the inerrant word of God. He figured out that while God said He’d never destroy America himself, there might come a time when He might not protect Her with his big, Godly hands. And that’s where we are today. With nomination of Maria Sotomayor to the Supreme Court of the United States, America has pushed God to the breaking point. The day we allow a racist, baby killing, Mexican mafia boss who hates dyslexics onto the highest court in the land is the day that a foreign born national becomes President of the United States. Oh wait. That already happened.
We tried to warn y’all that riding a bike instead of driving a car would lead to sin, sodomy, economic collapse and the death of America. But you wouldn’t listen. “Ha ha,” you snickered in you’re high pitch homo laugh, “it’s just a bike. What wrong with riding a bike? You don’t use no gas. You help the ‘environment’. You get exercise. Ain’t nothing wrong with riding a bike!”
One of these days one of two things is gonna happen –
1) Y’all will start listening to us when we tell you to listen to God
2) You’re gonna wake up with the flesh burning off your body in Hell and wished you’d listened to us when we told you to listen to God.
What did riding a bike get us? The World Naked Bike Ride , that’s what, and if that don’t make God angry enough to bring about the Rapture, then I don’t know what will.
What’s The World Naked Bike Ride? It’s people riding bikes…NAKED. Right out in plain view! Taking their clothes off and showing their nakedness not only in front of God but in front of people they ain’t got no cause to show their nakedness to! Imagine leaving church with your young son one afternoon only to be confronted with thousands of naked people on bikes! What kinda damage is that gonna inflict on that poor child? What kinda horrible nightmares will he about getting chased by oversized breasts and genitalia? Is that gonna instill the proper sense of shame that God gave to Adam and Eve about their nakedness? Or is it gonna spur him on to rip off his clothing and join a filthy hippie bike commune?
I’d say yes.
And it goes beyond disobeying the word of God. It’s a blow to the American economy which runs on oil, coal and natural gas. Guess who loves riding bikes? Commies and yurpeens, that’s who. How are their economies doing? Not as good as ours. Why? Cuz we don’t ride bikes. Americans are putting money back into the economy every time they go to the pump unlike the selfish and self-serving so-called “citizens of the world” who don’t care about their economy cuz they don’t wanna work anyway. They’d rather just ride around the countryside picking loganberries and singing The Internacionale.
Support America! Drive a car!
Come on down to ImprovBoston in Central Sq, Cambridge tonight (1/3/09) to learn why Barack Osama Homo Bin Laden should not be the next president of the United States and what you can do to stop it!
This is too important to miss!
Them Cantastupidians is so stupid that they actually let both sides of the issue be heard. That’s just dumb. You don’t win by letting the other side get heard.
STOP HOMOBAMA NOW!
Download this petition and get you’re neighbors to sign and send it to President Bush before America gets turned into a nation of all night gay sex and crack orgies!
God is Love!
On 12/26/08, the day after Christmas, the New York Crimes fired the first shot in the War on Christmas ’09. Not only did it do some kinda article about some fake study by the P-U Center for Religion and Public Life but the befouled the only decent Christmas movie ever made – for a second time – It’s A Wonderful Life.