My goodness! I can understand that lie-beral defeato-crats who don’t know nothing about Jesus or morality might wanna think that I’m some kinda idiot but when God-fearing Christians start attacking me, well, I just don’t know what to say!
I also talk about how Maria Sotomayor ain’t got no chance in heck to get confirmed for the Supreme Court. I been watching the hearings and y’all can follow me on that Twitter thing – @stronline. I’ll do a wrap up in a little bit but when a nominee threatens a senator with a gun you can be pretty much sure that the rapture is coming soon!
God is Love!
I have said this so many times I sound like a broken record – if Jesus had had a firearm in the Garden of Gethsemane things mighta turned out a whole lot different. Them Jews wouldn’t have had such an easy time getting our Lord and Savior on the cross and Judas woulda wound up with two in the back of the head with his brains on the sand just like he deserved.
Wayne LaPierre prolly said it so many times he sound like a broken record, too – “the guys with the guns make the laws.” America was founded on guns. We shook off the yolk of tyranny from the pasty-faced, weak chinned, lime-eating, tea drinking, pinky-raising, butt sex-having English with the help of God and and the good ol’ musket.
So, y’all tell me – what’s the problem with Pastor Ken Pagano putting the two together? It’s like peanut butter and jelly or towelheads and waterboarding – they just naturally go together.
Pastor Ken has it just about right – if the folks inside the Satanic church that Tiller the Baby Killer got righteously dispatched in had been armed, maybe he wouldn’t have gotten shot. Maybe them folks woulda shot Scott Roeder first. But lie-beral defeato-crats would rather blame somebody else than take responsibility for themselves.
If your church ain’t got this set up for this Sunday, then go ahead and bring your gun anyway. You never know when Barack HUSSEIN Obama is gonna launch the first wave of attacks on good, decent Christian people!
God is Love!
This young man wrote probably one of the best anti-baby killing songs I’ve ever heard! You can bet that I’m gonna be teaching it to my kids just as soon as they get back from home school!
God is Love!
Neal Horsely is one of the greatest Americans living today. He don’t think about nothing else except saving pre-borns for the glory of God.
There’s a lot of lie-berals who want you to believe they’re singing “protest songs” when really they’re just praising Satan or advancing the homosexual agenda. Neal Horsely sings REAL protest songs that praise our Lord in only the way a card carrying member of the Army of God can do.
So y’all sit back and enjoy some GOOD music for a change that the whole family can sing on car rides to protest your local abortuary! I’m gonna guarantee you that you won’t be able to forget “Ol’ Scott Roeder Down In Wichita” and your kids is gonna be running around the house yelling CRACK CRACK CRACK and praising God’s name!
God is Love!
There been a whole lotta people up in arms about Pastor Wiley Drake and the fact that he prays the prayers that God wants him to pray. If you’re a Christian then you already know what it’s like to be down on your knees in front of an abortuary praying that the negress about to lynch her pre-born either repents or is struck dead in her when some butt-in-ski comes along and kicks you in the head. We’re used to have heathen spit on us and abuse us. But they can’t abuse our Love for the Lord who gives us the full armor of God so we may stand against the devil’s wiles.
If you’re a Christian, you prolly also had some homo protester sticking his wicked face into yours, screaming semen-scented profanities at you and whining about how “Jesuth lovesth EVerbody, even great big faggotsth like meeeeeee.” Of course, if you try to tell ’em that Jesus love only those who love him first they get all huffy, plug their ears and start singing Judy Garland songs.
Judy Garland is the patron saint of all homosexuals due, in
large part, to the drug inspired movie, The Wizard of Oz. In it,
she befriends a number of freaks which many see as condoning
the Homosexual lifestyle.
What I’m trying to get at here, is that heathen ain’t got no understanding of what it means to be a Christian let alone the first thing about praying. So when Pastor Wiley Drake says that he’s praying for the death of Barack Osama Homo bin Laden, they don’t get that he ain’t talking about killing the fake president – he’s asking GOD to kill the fake president because GOD told him to pray that prayer.
As to imprecatory prayer, Pastor Drake said it better than I could –
“This whole concept that we’re always to pray little, nice, soft, fluffy, prayers — that we’re not to pray imprecatory prayer — has been something that just, in all honesty, that Southern Baptists have lost, and we need to regain imprecatory prayer,” Drake said. “It is in the Bible, and we are proud to say as Southern Baptists that we believe the Book. You’ve got to believe the whole Book, brother, or you don’t believe any of it.”
This is The Holy Bible. It is the inerrant Word of God.
We pray to You, oh Lord, to burn out the eyes of the
unsaved who gaze in mockery on this, Your law.
The fact is that if God wants something, you’d be stupid not to pray for it. If God wants a rainbow, then you pray for a rainbow. If God wants to give you the money to detail your Humvee then you pray for the money to detail your Humvee. If God wants to kill an evil, genocidal maniac who assassinates the late-term pre-borns just so some 14 year old could go to a Jonas Brothers concert and get pregnant again, then that’s what you pray for.
It ain’t rocket science, folks.
How many sinful, wicked people did God send
to Hell in this picture? Only He can really answer
that question, but it’s most likely more than one.
Y’all might wonder about why it’s called “imprecatory prayer”. That’s cuz imprecation means “a prayer that a curse or calamity may fall on any one”. Some folks say that it ain’t right to pray for a curse but those folks ain’t read the Bible and have sex in public restrooms. There’s plenty of places in the Bible where folks offer up an imprecatory prayer because God wants them to. King David did a heckuva job on Psalms 35!
Even though God wants us to use imprecatory prayer, we ain’t supposed to overdo it. You can’t go around praying for God to destroy every single person in Homobama’s cabinet cuz 1) that’d be taxing on God’s patience and 2) it’d take a long time. In that case, it’s probably better to do like Jesus and cast a wide net by asking God to destroy all the wicked people in Washington.
As we are made in His image, God’s time, like ours, is
too valuable to waste with needless and repetitive
prayers. Remember: Think twice, pray once.
I wanna give Jay Horsely the last word. He got a real good article on imprecatory prayer. He points out that you can’t (and what Christian even could) pray
not with a vengeful and hateful heart, but rejoicing in the Lord. This type of prayer is not simply from a desire to harm others, but to have the Lord help stop their evil. When this happens, the joy that we have in the Lord is greatly refreshed.
We hope that we never need to pray for the Lord to punish evildoers who are harming us, but sometimes that is the only way to find relief. Righteous imprecatory prayer is the last hope of the patient, innocent, faithful saint.
Use of this type of prayer may not be a pleasant thought, but the grave sin of evil men spoils many things. Imprecatory prayer is one of the helps God extends to us in times of such need.
So use it wisely and don’t forget to cheerfully pray for God to destroy all the wicked people in Washington D. C.!
God is Love!
We tried to warn y’all that riding a bike instead of driving a car would lead to sin, sodomy, economic collapse and the death of America. But you wouldn’t listen. “Ha ha,” you snickered in you’re high pitch homo laugh, “it’s just a bike. What wrong with riding a bike? You don’t use no gas. You help the ‘environment’. You get exercise. Ain’t nothing wrong with riding a bike!”
One of these days one of two things is gonna happen –
1) Y’all will start listening to us when we tell you to listen to God
2) You’re gonna wake up with the flesh burning off your body in Hell and wished you’d listened to us when we told you to listen to God.
What did riding a bike get us? The World Naked Bike Ride , that’s what, and if that don’t make God angry enough to bring about the Rapture, then I don’t know what will.
What’s The World Naked Bike Ride? It’s people riding bikes…NAKED. Right out in plain view! Taking their clothes off and showing their nakedness not only in front of God but in front of people they ain’t got no cause to show their nakedness to! Imagine leaving church with your young son one afternoon only to be confronted with thousands of naked people on bikes! What kinda damage is that gonna inflict on that poor child? What kinda horrible nightmares will he about getting chased by oversized breasts and genitalia? Is that gonna instill the proper sense of shame that God gave to Adam and Eve about their nakedness? Or is it gonna spur him on to rip off his clothing and join a filthy hippie bike commune?
I’d say yes.
And it goes beyond disobeying the word of God. It’s a blow to the American economy which runs on oil, coal and natural gas. Guess who loves riding bikes? Commies and yurpeens, that’s who. How are their economies doing? Not as good as ours. Why? Cuz we don’t ride bikes. Americans are putting money back into the economy every time they go to the pump unlike the selfish and self-serving so-called “citizens of the world” who don’t care about their economy cuz they don’t wanna work anyway. They’d rather just ride around the countryside picking loganberries and singing The Internacionale.
Support America! Drive a car!
For all you socialist homos (and I know that’s the same thing) that thought Joe The Plumber was some kinda Nazi just ‘cuz he’s got a Kraut name and he’s bald I guess y’all got egg on yer face because why would he be going to Israel if he was a Nazi?
And would his publicist being saying that “Israeli officials are very excited to have him,” those Jews thought he was coming to wipe ’em out? I don’t think so.
So it stands to reason that he’s going over there as a “journalist” in the grand tradition of the CIA to kick…towelhead…butt. I never said that they didn’t have no brain under their tablecothes so they know that once Joe The Plumber gets there they dang well better stop shelling our buddy Israel.
If y’all don’t believe how treacherous them so-called “palestinians” is then watch this commercial with the phone right next to ya ‘cuz yer gonna wanna call and help out in any way you can.
I gotta say that I don’t understand what all the big fuss is about over this song. Maybe I just ain’t “politically correct” or something but if y’all would think that if Al Sharpton recorded this thing then what’s the big deal? I guess negros ain’t supposed to criticize half-negros now or something.
The world just don’t make sense no more.