Robert McDonnell, who’s running for governor of the great state of Virginia, oughta take a lesson from the page of Mark Sanford and not back down from his 1989 master’s thesis at Regent University that called for public schools to teach traditional Judeo-Christian values, allowed for parents to whack their kids upside the head when they need it, pretty much outlawed divorce and rightly called feminazis the real enemies of the traditional family. Mark Sanford allowed himself a moment of ungodliness and ended up rutting like a pig with some wicked, lascivious Mexican. The homosexual agenda can smell weakness and fear, Mr. McDonnell, and the only way to combat fear is through Levitical teachings and the non-homo love of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
For all you socialist homos (and I know that’s the same thing) that thought Joe The Plumber was some kinda Nazi just ‘cuz he’s got a Kraut name and he’s bald I guess y’all got egg on yer face because why would he be going to Israel if he was a Nazi?
And would his publicist being saying that “Israeli officials are very excited to have him,” those Jews thought he was coming to wipe ’em out? I don’t think so.
So it stands to reason that he’s going over there as a “journalist” in the grand tradition of the CIA to kick…towelhead…butt. I never said that they didn’t have no brain under their tablecothes so they know that once Joe The Plumber gets there they dang well better stop shelling our buddy Israel.
If y’all don’t believe how treacherous them so-called “palestinians” is then watch this commercial with the phone right next to ya ‘cuz yer gonna wanna call and help out in any way you can.
Come on down to ImprovBoston in Central Sq, Cambridge tonight (1/3/09) to learn why Barack Osama Homo Bin Laden should not be the next president of the United States and what you can do to stop it!
This is too important to miss!
Them Cantastupidians is so stupid that they actually let both sides of the issue be heard. That’s just dumb. You don’t win by letting the other side get heard.
STOP HOMOBAMA NOW!
Download this petition and get you’re neighbors to sign and send it to President Bush before America gets turned into a nation of all night gay sex and crack orgies!
God is Love!
You know, it don’t never cease to amaze me how the Godly are mocked simply for being Godly. Whether it’s a full-fledged man of God like the late Rev. Jerry Falwell or Dr. James Dobson or just a servent of the Lord like Tony Zirkle, lie-beral satanists don’t waste no time jumping up and down on ’em with big spiked heeled Doc Martin boots trying to pound every ounce of life out of ’em. That’s what satan teaches lie-berals – destroy, destroy, destroy. Kill a pre-born, do a human sacrifice, tear down a man who only wants to make the world better.
And that’s just what they did to Brent Rinehart – ripped him down for no other reason than wanting to continue to be the best County Commisoner that Oklahoma County every had. Who was voted Public Official of the Year by Governing Magazine? That would be Brent Rinehart. Who made sure that US veterans got first dibs on jobs in the county goverment? Brent Rinehart. He sponsored a law to make September Veterans Month in Oklahoma City. He closed down strip clubs. He pushed to keep the cross at the county fairgrounds and to keep homo banners off the streets. In short – he did everything he could to keep his little patch of America free from sin and corruption.
The culture of Sin, Corruption and Death all begun
with Charles Darwin who told otherwise decent people
that they could act like animals and laugh at God. That’s
But lie-berals don’t like that kinda thing. No they do not.
So they threw all kinds of mud and dirt at him trying to make whatever they could stick, just like Homobama’s doing to John McCain. They been making all sorts of stupid claims about election fraud and how he spent too much money on furniture and, because he’s been exposing the police chief for the greedy so-and-so he is, the police department instead of applauding, turned their backon him.
Brent did the best he could – more than the best he could, really, cuz he had an idea that must have come to him in a dream about our Savior. He knew that he needed to reach as many folks as he could and that a lot of those folks wouldn’t wanna hear his message. So (and I gotta believe this was divinely inspired) he come up with a campaign comic book that laid out all of his positions and thoughts about what and who was good and bad.
It’s a pretty straight forward piece of objective fact telling, using a angel and a devil to show that Brent has the Lord on his side while his opponents want nothing more than to sell Oklahoma County to the forces of evil. And while it’s a “comic” that don’t mean that it don’t take on the tough issues that face Oklahoma County, like how Satan wants to make kids believe that being a homo is a good thing despite the fact that Oklahoma voted to stop homo marriage from happening.
Brent Rinehart’s well reasoned logic was held up to ridicule
by idiots and morons who wouldn’t know a good idea if it
bit them on the butt.
Despite the quality artwork and the arguments for re-election that almost approached poetry, Brent only got 21% of the vote, which ain’t right.
But in OUR eyes, Brent Rinehart is an American Hero!
Richard “Roy” Zimmerman came sauntering into Sodomy Central today as part of his “Destroy America Tour” and says he wants to play some songs on the Hour of Bein’ Good. I tried to tell him that it was on Mondays but he started screaming and stomping around. I guess God wanted him to make a fool out of himself so he freed up an hour on the schedule and I think he did a pretty good job of it. Why folks think a song like “Ted Haggard is Completely Heterosexual” is funny is beyond me. He played about five or six songs live muttering his socialist rantings in between. Keep the kids away from this one, folks. The man is dangerous!
God is Love!
The good news about Exxon’s quarterly profits of $11.6 billion dollars oughta put an end to all this hoo-hah about the American economy being in trouble. It ain’t. When a company like Exxon can do good like that then there ain’t no reason that other companies can’t do good either. It’s another indication that Phil Graham was right – this so-called recession is all in the heads of the lie-beral defeato-crat media and the idiots and homosexuals that pay attentions to it. You don’t make the biggest profit in the history of the United States of America if the economy is in the toilet. You don’t have to be a Jew to figure that out. So, America, let’s stop whining about how you ain’t got no money and go out and make some. Just like Exxon does.
This past Friday, the Lord set me a task that I didn’t really know if I was up to – converting witches in Buffalo, NY. I shoulda known that the Lord would stand beside me and guide me through the night with a light from above!
And don’t forget to come to First Parish, 35 Church St. in Watertown, MA when I make mincemeat out of Richard Zimmerman
Peter Sprigg of the Family Research Council got it right. When asked why some states have laws that prosecute adults for having sex with adults or using pornography or sex toys he said, “”The government is protecting the people who patronize those shops because I don’t think it’s in their interest to use pornography and sex toys.” Too many times, people don’t understand that what they’re doing ain’t right. The only way to get ‘em to realize that is through arrest and public humiliation. Take the guy that thought it was ok to urinate in public: His name got put in the paper for public exposure, he got fired and he’s on the verge of divorce. I guess he’s gonna think twice about doing that again, don’t you?
Janet Folger is as straight shooting as any straight shooter can be. For years, her book, The Criminalization of Christianity – Read This Book Before It Becomes Illegal, has been the standard for books about how lie-beral dumbo-crats plan to turn us into a nation of pink jack-booted God-hating homos. In her latest column in World Net Daily, she lays it out plain – “If we don’t win the marriage battle, now on the ballot in California, Florida and Arizona, people who disagree with homosexual behavior will … go to jail.” And how true that is! If the homo agenda has their way, they’ll place monitors on every street corner in America just waiting and listening for someone to say the Lord’s name in a praiseworthy way so they can arrest them and send them to gay re-education camp. So if you wanna wake up one morning and be forced to divorce your spouse and marry someone of the same sex, then y’all keep on sleeping. Me? I gotta a date with Jesus.